Chapter 437 Who is the Real Fool
Glug, glug!
As the two of them were calculating each other's moves, one after the other, they both finished the liquor in their glasses.
After finishing the fourth glass of vodka, Ye Fan said drunkenly, "Young Master Kong, you really hold your liquor well. I can't do it anymore, I really can't. Young Master Kong, I can't keep drinking. We've both had two bottles of vodka already. Usually, everyone calls me the God of Wine, but today I see that the real God of Wine is you!"
Can't do it anymore?
Hearing Ye Fan's words, Kong Haodong was inwardly thrilled.
Damn, I chugged down a catty of strong liquor in one go, and finally, I've got you nearly down for the count.
No way, if I let you off just like this, it wouldn't be worth it.
"Ye Fan, don't be a coward, we're just getting started. Didn't we agree to keep going until we're plastered? Come on, keep drinking!"
Having said that, Kong Haodong opened the third bottle of vodka, then filled his glass with the strong drink. He felt that Ye Fan had been putting on an act from the beginning, and now that the alcohol was hitting him, Ye Fan had reached his limit.
As long as he sped up, it wouldn't be long before Ye Fan would surely collapse to the ground.
"I can't do it, Young Master Kong, I admit I'm a coward. Is it not okay to stop drinking?" Ye Fan said, waving his hand, trying to get out of it.
Upon hearing this, Kong Haodong was further encouraged and picked up his glass, saying, "Ye Fan, you're a man, aren't you? If you're a man, then drink this fifth glass. I'll down mine, and you can do as you wish!"
With his words, Kong Haodong, fighting to keep the drunkenness at bay, gulped down the vodka from his glass.
"Oh, gosh, Young Master Kong, you're making this hard for me! Forget it, I'll drink! I'll give face to Young Master Kong!" Seeing Kong Haodong finish his glass, Ye Fan pretended to be forced and gulped down his glass as well.
Seeing Ye Fan's condition worsening, Kong Haodong continued to pour the drinks, saying, "Brilliant, this is simply brilliant. Keep drinking, continue drinking!"
"Stop drinking, Young Master Kong, I really can't take it anymore!" Ye Fan quickly refused.
Kong Haodong replied with disdain, "Ye Fan, Shishi is right here. Do you want her to look down on you? How can a big guy like you back down? Watch me!"
As he spoke, Kong Haodong once again gulped down the sixth glass of vodka in one breath.
"Ugh!"
After finishing the sixth glass of vodka, Kong Haodong felt a tumult inside him, as if a stormy sea churned in his belly. He felt like he was about to throw up.
His drinking capacity was a catty and a half at most, and that was just regular liquor. But now, he had already drunk a catty and a half of high-alcohol content vodka, and Kong Haodong felt he had genuinely reached his limit.
However, he couldn't show this in front of Ye Fan. If he let on, Ye Fan would definitely end it and drink no more.
"Ye Fan, I've finished mine; why haven't you moved your glass yet?" Kong Haodong, with a flushed face, asked.
Ye Fan said with a helpless look, "Young Master Kong, this is really the last one, truly the last. Not a drop more!"
Ye Fan pretended to be forced again and downed the entire sixth glass of vodka.
"We're just getting started; how can we stop? Keep going, let's continue!"
Seeing that Ye Fan was still standing after the sixth vodka, Kong Haodong quickly ate a couple of peanuts and hurriedly poured Ye Fan a seventh glass of vodka.
"Stop drinking, you guys have had enough already!" Tang Shishi promptly tried to intervene.
Kong Haodong immediately replied, "Shishi, I've found that I really get along with Ye Fan. We must drink to our heart's content today!"
"I really can't drink anymore!" Ye Fan said, with an expression of suffering.
At the same time, Ye Fan kicked Tang Shishi's foot softly, and, feeling Ye Fan's kick, Shishi seemed to realize something, covering her sexy red lips in disbelief.
She took a closer look at Ye Fan and saw a hint of mischief at the corner of his mouth, with no sign of being drunk at all.
Tang Shishi was no fool, and she immediately understood that Ye Fan was faking it all, aiming to get Kong Haodong to drink more.
Tang Shishi had no good feelings towards Kong Haodong and immediately assisted, saying, "Kong Haodong, that's probably enough, don't you see Ye Fan has already drunk too much?"
"Shishi, you don't know, but with men, when they say they can't drink anymore, they usually can. How do we know our limits without drinking a bit more? Ye Fan, you should be older than me, so I'll call you Big Brother Ye. Come on, Big Brother, let's keep drinking!" Kong Haodong said excitedly.
"Big Brother?"
Hearing that, Ye Fan sighed and replied, "Alright, alright, for that 'Big Brother' of yours, let's drink this final glass!"
With that, Ye Fan picked up his glass and downed the drink inside.
"Nicely done!" Seeing Ye Fan finish his drink, Kong Haodong became even more enthused.
After finishing the drink, Ye Fan's face was filled with drowsiness. "Young Master Kong, that's enough. Let's stop here today; I'm definitely not drinking anymore. If I drink myself into oblivion, it won't be good explaining when I get back! I'm going to take a taxi home and sleep. We'll drink well next time we have the chance!"@@novelbin@@
"Big Brother Ye, what do you mean you're only drinking one glass after I've called you 'Big Brother'? That won't do; I absolutely won't accept it! Didn't you say, 'We should enjoy our happy moments in life to the fullest'? Drink, let's keep drinking!" Kong Haodong immediately grabbed Ye Fan, not prepared to let him leave.
Though he too was quite drunk, he thought about Brother Gou's men who would arrive soon, and that Ye Fan would collapse after at most one more drink. Kong Haodong planned to have another glass with Ye Fan.
Ye Fan waved his hand and said, "Young Master Kong, I really can't, I'm about to fall down!"
"No problem, if you fall, I'll take you to the hospital. I'm not chickening out, so what are you afraid of? Have another drink, just one final drink, and then we stop, okay?" Kong Haodong asked.
Ye Fan, with some difficulty, said, "Fine, fine, but just the last glass for real; no cheating!"
"One glass, really the last one. After this drink, I'm truly not drinking anymore!" Kong Haodong promised earnestly.
Only then did Ye Fan nod and say, "Alright, Young Master Kong, pour the drinks!"
"Done!"
Kong Haodong replied, his face flushed and ears red as he fought back the drunkenness and poured Ye Fan a glass of drink.
"This... this..."
Seeing Ye Fan's convincing act, Tang Shishi couldn't help but laugh and cry.
If Kong Haodong knew that Ye Fan was faking it, he'd probably be so mad he could spew blood on the spot.
At that moment, Tang Shishi suddenly remembered a phrase: men fake drunkenness to seven parts, acting it out until you cry.
For a while, Tang Shishi held Ye Fan in even higher esteem. Although she didn't know if Ye Fan was really seven parts drunk, seeing how he manipulated Kong Haodong gave her a lot of satisfaction.
After filling Ye Fan's glass, Kong Haodong, holding back his own drunken stupor, raised his glass and said, "Come on, Big Brother Ye, let's down this last drink!"
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"Alright, the last glass, and no more after that!" Ye Fan nodded.
Kong Haodong slapped his chest and guaranteed, "Absolutely the last glass! Come on, Big Brother Ye, let's finish this very last drink!"
"Let's do it, then I must rush home! My head's throbbing badly; I really can't drink anymore!" Ye Fan said begrudgingly.
"Cheers!"
The two clinked glasses, then guzzled down all the drink in them.
"I can't do this anymore, truly! My head is spinning; I see stars everywhere, and my legs are wobbly!"
After finishing his drink, Ye Fan held his head and pretended to be utterly drunk.
"Hahaha! Ye Fan, you idiot, now you've got your day!"
Seeing Ye Fan almost done for, Kong Haodong stood up and laughed heartily.
Clang!
However, two kilos of strong drink in his system, Kong Haodong had barely stood up when his legs gave way, and he collapsed onto the floor.
Witnessing Kong Haodong fall flat on the ground, Ye Fan said with a playful look, "Idiot? Kong Haodong, shouldn't I be the one saying that?"
As he spoke, Ye Fan's face instantly filled with mockery, with no sign of drunkenness at all.
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