Chapter 558 - 308 Blessed Son An Su Moningsta_3
"Radiant Judgment, the second circuit."
"Hmm?" Merlin was stunned, as the time on his pocket watch began to reverse.
Zero, one.
Overtime!
Merlin's smile froze on his face; he had clearly already stepped down from the first stair, but now he found himself back on the step. Unconvinced, he continued to walk down, only to hear the refreshing and well-meaning voice from behind, "Holy Light Judgment." Merlin swiftly turned around, his face pale as he stared at the smiling An Su, "Are you out of your mind?"
In Heaven, there is endless Holy Light, and the Blessed Son can use it to replenish his Magic Power, especially since Luojia was by his side, holding his hand.
The two of them together were like two power banks connected in series.
Using the Second Judgment was more than sufficient.
"Your Excellency Merlin, as I said," An Su innocently stated, "we indeed met again just now."
Your "see you in a bit" refers to a second after work, right?
Holy-level magic, is that how you use it!
"Don't mess around." If Merlin hadn't felt that there was no malice in An Su's soul, he would have cursed long ago, "I'm off work."
As he continued to descend, An Su kept using Holy Light Judgment, and Merlin ended up back where he started...over and over again, cycling repeatedly, moving so fast that he was leaving afterimages.
Luo Xiaohei and Luojia, standing to the side, were dumbfounded by the intense back-and-forth, as Merlin never reached the reality of finishing work, never stepping onto the next second's stair.
"Are you not the good An Su, was your birth thinking not inverted... Has your moral standard also been reversed?"
"The Pure White Eyes told this sovereign! They said you wouldn't be doing any harm today."
Merlin was nearly boiling over, "What's with this damned trickery!"
It couldn't possibly be that he was mistaken, the Pure White Eyes malfunctioning...this is a Magic Eye connected to the root source.
"You misunderstand."
"The old me was stubbornly ignorant, but the current me has sincerely repented and reformed."
Smiling, An Su said, "I'm not doing anything bad—according to the moral judgment in my heart, my actions right now are definitely not bad. So, I'm not doing anything bad; on the contrary, this is a manifestation of my respect and admiration for you, a friendly gesture full of goodwill."
"How is this friendly?" Merlin was furious, "How have you repented and reformed?"
"For you, what is the most enjoyable and happiest moment at work?" An Su asked.
"Of course, the moment I clock out," Merlin blurted out.
"So, I purposely let you repeatedly experience the happiest moment of finishing work."
An Su explained, a gleam of humanity shining in his dark blue eyes,
"You only get to leave work once a year, so you only get to be happy once a year. And now, I can make you happy continuously, while still having you work; this undoubtedly maximizes the human happiness index. You are very happy, your boss is very happy, Bishop Rada is the happiest. Please believe, the best days are still ahead of us."
Being happy continuously while still managing work... Are those even human words?
Merlin's eyes widened, unbelievingly staring at An Su, wondering what nonsense he was talking.
And how the hell is Rada the happiest among all?
But the Pure White Eyes told Merlin... An Su genuinely thought this way from his heart, truly believed this, with not a trace of falsehood in his words, only love, and goodwill—he truly believed he was doing good, sincerely believed such deeds would make everyone happy.
At that moment, Merlin finally understood.
The Pure White Eyes were not mistaken; under the influence of the Reversed Pope, An Su's birth thinking and moral standards were indeed inverted.
In the past, as the Black An Su lived a rotten life, he knew he was doing evil.
Now, after his birth thinking and moral standards have been inverted...
White An Su lived a rotten life, yet he didn't think he was doing evil; this little rotten soul even thought he was doing great deeds, aiming to maximize the human happiness index, spreading love and goodwill!
He didn't feel like he was doing evil, so he didn't.
Bug in the system!
Merlin sighed deeply, "So what exactly does 'repent and reform' mean..."
"The once-evil An Su named this practice [Overtime Torture Flow]."
The young man smiled, "But now the righteous An Su has woken up; this isn't torture, it's clearly enjoying blessings. So, I've repented and confidently renamed the practice—"
"[Blessing Enjoyment Flow]."
Merlin fell silent.
Undoubtedly, the Blessed Son An Su was even more rotten than the Child of the Curse An Su!
Utterly rotten to the core!
His mental state and artistic pursuit had elevated from merely loving cats to legendary lover status.
Merlin had just now felt at ease letting An Su go out alone, but seeing now, releasing this tiger back to the mountain, how could the world cope?
Turns out, there's nothing to worry about An Su; it's rather the Heresy Judgment Department that should be concerned!
Luo Xiaohei also realized, recalling her own rebelliously wrong behavior just now, the entire cat deflated completely, tidying up her messed hair with her little paws, trembling and jumping down from An Su's shoulder, squatting on the ground, hugging her head in utter silence.
If people dare to love like this, how can loving cats even handle it?
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