Chapter 94: 95 Jokes
Chapter 94: Chapter 95 Jokes
“You, this inexperienced young boy, how dare you insult me as a country bumpkin?” Nan Xin pointed at Lin Qian ahead, incredulously shouting loudly.
Lin Qian glanced at Nan Xin, the corners of his mouth slightly lifting: “Heh!”
Then Lin Qian turned around, no longer paying attention to Nan Xin. With a wave of his hand, he took out a curtained bed from behind the Sky Trace within the Huaxia Empire and carefully lifted Ye Xin onto it, pulling down the curtain.
To the Huaxia Empire, Lin Qian was the absolute overlord. With just a thought, he could even destroy the entire Empire.
Of course, such a foolish act was something the clever Lin Qian would never do.
After settling Ye Xin, Lin Qian walked unabashedly to the edge of the platform and sat down with a plop.
The area around the platform, extending a dozen yards, was enveloped by a beam of light descending from the central Array above, with Nan Xin and the zombie army all gathered outside this column of light.
Clearly, this Array beam caused great harm to zombies and did no harm at all to humans like Lin Qian and Ye Xin.
“Zombies, being a secret technique refined by this alien race, are shrouded with an aura of death and malevolence. The aura contained within this Array, however, is extremely yang and tough. Zombies entering would be seeking their own death. As for Nan Xin, now that I am awake, he would not dare step into it,” Zhang Juncheng on the platform timely explained.
“Oh, I see.” Seeing Nan Xin not advancing and zombies heavily encircling the area but also not daring to approach, Lin Qian had already guessed that they couldn’t come closer.
Now, with Zhang Juncheng’s explanation, Lin Qian understood the reason and felt relieved. He provocatively hooked his finger toward Nan Xin, “Hey, didn’t you say you wanted to tear me to shreds? Come on in.”
Faced with Lin Qian’s provocation, Nan Xin’s face darkened, and after a while, he let out a cold laugh, “Boy, you are smug now, but haven’t you noticed that there’s no nature’s spiritual energy in the center of that Array?”
Lin Qian had no immediate reaction, but Zhang Juncheng on the platform became anxious first: “This is bad, we’ve got trouble now.”
“Soul Martial Artists in the Nirvana Realm can indeed survive without food or drink, solely relying on nature’s spiritual energy. But with no nature’s spiritual energy at the center of that Array, what will you rely on to sustain your life?” Nan Xin looked at Lin Qian, sneering with laughter, “I suppose, in a year or a half, you’ll starve to death.”
“Hahaha…”
After finishing, Nan Xin threw his head back and laughed wildly, while Zhang Juncheng on the platform appeared apologetic.
“I’m sorry, young friend. If I let nature’s spiritual energy seep in here, the Array would be destroyed. So…” Clearly, Zhang Juncheng wouldn’t dissolve the Array for Lin Qian’s sake and allow this alien race to escape.
Lin Qian fell silent, letting Nan Xin think he was desperate and reveling in his own gleeful laughter.
Above the platform, Zhang Juncheng looked very apologetic, continuously shaking his head.
“You’re quite smug, thinking I’m doomed, huh?” Lin Qian’s voice suddenly rose, interrupting Nan Xin’s laughter.
Before Nan Xin could respond, Lin Qian waved his hand and a huge square table three yards in size appeared before him.
Lin Qian grabbed at the Void, and a chair materialized. He sat down securely and clapped his hands twice.
Clap, Clap!
With the sharp clapping sound, dozens of exquisite dishes appeared on the table, and in front of Lin Qian emerged a pair of chopsticks.
The next moment, Lin Qian started eating without explanation.
“Mmm~~~” Lin Qian’s eyes narrowed, humming with extreme pleasure, “This Kung Pao Chicken, it’s been so long, truly delicious.”
Both Zhang Juncheng and Nan Xin were deeply shocked by the scene before them.
“This is called a Manchu Han Imperial Feast. Although it’s not authentic, it’s both filling and delicious,” Lin Qian said as he tasted the food and smiled at Nan Xin. “Of course, I have everything you could want to eat, enough to last a lifetime.”
Lin Qian’s statement was no exaggeration. The vast Huaxia Empire also had ordinary civilians, just like soldiers, who possessed artificial intelligence-like wisdom.
Lin Qian was the supreme Emperor of the Huaxia Empire. Starve to death? Don’t be ridiculous!
“You… are you out of your mind?” Nan Xin, having held it in for a while, furiously shouted after observing everything, “Who keeps so much food in their storage space? I don’t believe you can really eat from your storage space for a lifetime!”
Boom!
In the next moment, Lin Qian’s pores opened wide as pure and unrefined nature’s spiritual energy continuously surged out from his body, instantly filling the surroundings of the Array’s center.
“This…” Zhang Juncheng was startled, clearly unable to believe it and even suspected that the Array might have malfunctioned.
However, after confirming repeatedly, he found that the Array wasn’t damaged. This pure nature’s spiritual energy was indeed emanating from Lin Qian’s body.
The space under the central column of light in the Array had no nature’s spiritual energy due to the barrier of the column isolating the surroundings.
Despite the continuous outpouring of nature’s spiritual energy from Lin Qian’s body, it did not affect the Array.
Lin Qian continued to enjoy the delicacy in front of him, his body constantly emitting nature’s spiritual energy while continuously increasing its density.
At the same time, the nature’s spiritual energy gradually started flowing toward Ye Xin’s bed.
Clearly, Ye Xin, while refining that pure soul origin, also needed to consume Soul Power for support. The cultivation technique operated autonomously, using this nature’s spiritual energy to recover.
Lin Qian, with his cheeks puffed, gave Nan Xin, who was staring in astonishment, a nudge of his lips, and after swallowing his food, he smiled sincerely and said, “It doesn’t matter if there’s no nature’s spiritual energy, I can produce it myself.”
Inside Lin Qian’s Dantian, there was nature’s spiritual energy precisely calculated and infused by the Heavenly Art Department.
Even so, Lin Qian could, like now, release the nature’s spiritual energy directly without refining it.
In Lin Qian’s eyes, Nan Xin’s attempt to trap him was simply a joke.
“What a magical boy, where on earth did he come from to be able to do such strange things?” Zhang Juncheng, standing on the platform, was also shocked by Lin Qian.
He had truly never seen anyone able to surge out nature’s spiritual energy from within their body!
When Zhang Juncheng looked at Nan Xin, he saw that the latter’s expression was also stunned, obviously shocked by Lin Qian as well.
“So what if you can?” Nan Xin gritted his teeth and glared at Lin Qian, harshly shouting, “Then I will trap you for a lifetime, forever under this Small World’s surface, and I want to see how you break through my army of walking corpses.”
“My friend, although you are extraordinary, this place’s Array will still draw out the nature’s spiritual energy from your body, thus, maintaining vitality but extremely slowing down your cultivation speed. In such a case, you might indeed be trapped here for life, until your life ends,” Zhang Juncheng on the platform said, his expression not optimistic, as he shook his head.
Lin Qian lifted his jade chopsticks, signaling Zhang Juncheng to not worry too much, “Senior need not worry much, when the time comes, I’ll let this bumpkin know what an army really is.”@@novelbin@@
After speaking, Lin Qian continued to eat unhurriedly, leaving a puzzled Zhang Juncheng behind.
“A real army?”
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These past two days again, I’ve been feeling dizzy; I better go to sleep early. Seeing so many people urging for updates in the book review section shows that you hold me in high regard.
Looks like I’ll need to try to update more tomorrow!
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