The SSS Ranked Villain's Return

"W-What?" Eris's eyes widened.

It seemed like because of her elf ears, she managed to pick up what Evangeline had said.

"You two actually did it?"

"Did you think I was lying, vixen?" Evangeline narrowed her eyes, but as she was about to go on a rant, Neraxis grabbed her waist and pulled her close.

"...What do you mean you're going to be pregnant?"

"I couldn't block out everything you shot inside me~" She teased with a giggle before continuing, "On a real note, if I release my mana right now, I'd get pregnant. Or I could simply disperse it, but I would still run the risk of getting pregnant"

"So you want birth control pills," he surmised with a sigh.

Evangeline hugged him tightly. "...Unless you want to raise a child?"

"Of course I do, but just not now." He patted her on the head. "With how dangerous this world is, and how weak I am, I don't think it's a good idea."

"I agree," Evangeline stated, planting a passionate kiss on his lips. "I'll wait until you're stronger... After all, you summoned my body from my mind realm, and while it functions the same, I don't know what would happen to our child if I were to return."

"True..." Neraxis nodded, conflicted, before returning the kiss. "I will do everything in my power to bring you back, Evangeline. I promise."

"You better," she replied with a giggle.

Eris stood not too far away from them, an uncomfortable look on her face.

"Y-You shameless dogs," she muttered, before suddenly pulling something out of her dimensional ring and tossing it on the ground. "H-Here."

"Birth control pills? You just carry these around?" Evangeline asked, amused.

"It doesn't hurt to be careful, you horny cow. Who knew you'd be nearly knocked up by this guy," Eris replied with a scoff.

"Well, I'll have you know, if you were on the receiving end, you'd be screaming in pleasure," Evangeline said with a giggle before picking up the birth control tablets.

She immediately popped one in her mouth.

"You do know how they work, right?" Neraxis asked.

"Nope, but I'm feeling it travel through my bloodstream," she said, closing her eyes.

"You're supposed to take them daily—"

"Done." She cut him off.

Neraxis tilted his head. "Done?"

Evangeline nodded. "Done. I'm safe now. I don't feel anything inside me anymore."

"You're weird..." Eris exclaimed as a shiver went down her spine. "I'm heading over to the amusement park. I heard they have pretty delicious ice cream."

"I see. Worry not, vixen, we shall accompany you," Evangeline stated before interlocking her fingers with Neraxis's and walking over to Eris. "Lead the way."

"Seriously?" Eris asked in disbelief, but upon not receiving an answer, she let it go. "Fine... you owe me one, cow tits."

"Sure," Evangeline replied with a chuckle.

"You seem to be getting along... somehow." Neraxis remarked in a whisper.

"Well, I kind of like her bluntness. She reminds me of myself." Evangeline said. "Also, it would be good if you two could patch up your relationship here."

"I can hear you," Eris stated.

"I know you can, vixen, but do you agree with me?" Evangeline asked. "You two began fighting simply because of a misunderstanding, which kept escalating for no reason."

Eris halted before turning to Evangeline. "Did he tell you the full story?"

"Vixen, I saw it firsthand," Evangeline replied with a chuckle before suddenly materializing the familiar red sword. "When I'm not who I am now, I'm this sword."

"...You're even weirder now," Eris said with a sigh. "But I do see where you are coming from. I don't really care about this playboy that much anyway. I suppose I could let it go."

"How generous of you," Neraxis grumbled. "It's almost like it wasn't your fault in the first place."

"Huh? You bast—"

"Come now," Evangeline cut her off. "No fighting while I'm here."

"Cow tits, tell your boyfriend he's an idiot," Eris exclaimed before picking up her pace.

Her amusement park destination was pretty far away, as they had been jogging for nearly ten minutes.

However, now that they sped up their pace, it did not take long to arrive.

It was on the outskirts of the city, yet surprisingly, it had a decent number of people present.

Cars were lined up neatly in several rows, and he could spot both children and adults walking around, playing all sorts of games.

"Cow tits, I recommend you try that," Eris said, pointing toward a booth.

"Hooking up in a booth is a bit frisky," Evangeline said, clearly teasing.

"That's not what I meant..." Eris sighed. "I'll be heading toward the ice cream section. See you two later, or never, I don't care."

With that, Eris finally left, leaving the two of them alone.

"It's a photo booth," she read the sign, turning to Neraxis. "Want to take a few photos?"

"Sure," he instantly agreed, and with their fingers interlocked, they began walking over to the booth, paying a generous sum of 10 Crowns to take 10 photos.

It was dark, and in the very middle of the wall was a lone camera.

They could see themselves on the miniature screen, and Evangeline immediately started making weird but funny hand signs.

But Neraxis stopped her by embracing her tightly and landing a big kiss on her cheek.

"Hey... That's an embarrassing first photo," she grumbled, but he did not stop, as he kept giving her kisses with the countdown, and she did not try dodging either.

After a few photos, she began to reciprocate and now sent him a deep kiss, which lasted for three more photos.

They stopped when there was a single photo left.

"Let's get a normal one. I don't want to show my parents the other ones," Neraxis said with a chuckle.

"Sure~" she softly moaned in his ear before hugging his waist.

Neraxis placed his arm around her neck fondly before grinning at the camera.

Soon, the last photo was taken, and in the very next instant, all ten of the photos they took came out of the machine, with each one being more embarrassing than the last.

"I-I'll keep half," Evangeline mumbled before suddenly pocketing six photos.

"That's not half," he commented, but as she began to let out an innocent whistle, he decided to let her be and gave her two more photos.

"Are you sure?" she asked, her eyes widening.

"I'm sure." Neraxis waved around the steamiest photo they had taken, where he had his hand on Evangeline's breast, and her expression looked lewd. "This one is like a VIP of all those photos."

"Cheap..." Evangeline grumbled as they took the only normal photo, both smiling in unison.

"You look beautiful," Neraxis exclaimed, giving her a kiss on the forehead.

"I know~" she replied with a giggle.

The two soon walked out of the booth to the horrified look of the one responsible for the booth.

"Y-You two should not do that," the booth operator stammered.

"Noted," both Evangeline and Neraxis replied in unison before suddenly sprinting away.

There were still a lot more games to play, and given that they had around eight more hours until Evangeline would go back, they would make the most of it.

Neraxis grabbed Evangeline by the waist and lifted her up, holding her in a princess carry.

"Where do you want to go, princess?"

"P-Princess? Pfft..." She held back a laugh, only making him more flustered.

But just as Neraxis was about to place her back on the ground, she wrapped her arms around his chest, an innocent look on her face. Continue reading at My Virtual Library Empire

"M-My loyal knight... Pfft... T-Take me to the dart-throwing g-game," Evangeline ordered playfully.

Swallowing his embarrassment, Neraxis let out a chuckle before playing along.

"Your wish is my command."

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A/N: Author here, what do you guys think of these types of chapters? Are they boring, or do you like them? Let me know.