This Taoist Master is too Frivolous

Chapter 665: Chapter 444: Vatican City, Son of Hell! _2

Xu Yang frowned and asked, “Aren’t there many miraculous holy realms in the West? Just like the one in California State, there should be true deities in it. Haven’t they taken any action?”

Cassidy Rutherford forced a smile and said, “Celestial Master Xu, to these true deities, we divine-level and Sacred Realm beings are no different from ants, let alone ordinary people.”

Xu Yang shook his head and sighed, “If this happened in Da Xia, I would have plundered all the miraculous holy realms… Nevermind, I came to the West for an important task this time. I’ll leave you with some means to help you pacify California State first.”

He flicked his hand and took out a talisman and a pair of scissors from his storage space.

In front of Cassidy’s dumbfounded eyes, Xu Yang quickly cut out two paper-man talismans with a few snips.

“Xu… Celestial Master Xu.”

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Cassidy asked in amazement, “What is this?”

Xu Yang handed the two paper-man talismans to Cassidy and said, “Keep these two paper-man talismans with you. When you encounter troubles that you can’t solve, take them out, place them on the ground, kowtow three times respectfully, and they will come to your aid.”

Cassidy: “……”

He reluctantly put away the two paper-man talismans.

On the other hand, the sisters Yue Qiluo and Yue Yuluo were astounded when they saw this, and they exclaimed, “What a marvelous Paper Cutting Skill… Could it be that our husband has already elevated his Paper Cutting Skill to the level of Dao?”

Xu Yang laughed and said, “I’ve already elevated my Paper Cutting Skill to the level of Immortal Daoist… This Paper Cutting Skill is extraordinary, its core lies in the puppet skill. Once cultivated to the level of Immortal Daoist, it can even transform everything into puppets and make soldiers from beans. You should practice this more in the future.”

At that moment.

Bang!

The decree of Lord Cui, hanging by Xu Yang’s waist, suddenly burst, and Lord Cui’s avatar walked out from the black fog. He was still in a hurry, saying, “Xu Yang, I’ve picked out the Immortality Skills you wanted. You can study them slowly. Fengdu City is very busy. I’m going back first.”

Lord Cui threw down nine jade scrolls and disappeared back into the black fog with a snap.

Xu Yang was speechless.

Is Fengdu City really that busy?

“I have a feeling that Older Brother Cui seems to be avoiding me on purpose… He seems to be deliberately keeping his distance from me!”

Xu Yang muttered to himself and then looked at the nine jade scrolls.

When he saw the first jade scroll, his face brightened, and he excitedly said, “As expected of my Brother Cui, he gets things done efficiently… Heavenly and Earthly Phenomenon, a superior-grade Immortal Art!”

Xu Yang had heard a little about the Heavenly and Earthly Phenomenon.

Using this Immortal Art would transform the caster into Heaven and Earth, imitating the vastness of Heaven and Earth, as tall as the sky and as wide as the land. The most obvious feature of it is that it allows the user to transform into a colossal figure, and once deployed, it can unleash ten times or more of one’s own combat power!

“Three Heads and Six Arms, a superior-grade Immortal Art?”

Xu Yang couldn’t help frowning when he saw the second jade scroll.

He then flipped open the third jade scroll.

The third jade scroll also contained a superior-grade Immortal Art, called “Five Elements Emperor’s Slash.”

Xu Yang had never heard of this Immortal Art before, but according to the power recorded in the jade scroll, the Five Elements Emperor’s Slash was extraordinary. Once mastered, it would be enough to slay a Golden Immortal with just this Immortal Art!

The fourth scroll…

A superior-grade Immortal Art!

The fifth scroll, another superior-grade Immortal Art!

Xu Yang looked shocked, as he flipped through all nine jade scrolls one by one, and blurted out, “What the hell is going on?”

Yue Qiluo, who was sitting nearby, was startled by Xu Yang’s exclamations and asked, “Husband, what’s wrong? Is there a problem with the Immortality Skills that Lord Cui gave you?”

“Hmm.”

Xu Yang said, “I can understand if he gave me one, two, or even three superior-grade Immortal Arts. But what’s the meaning of giving me nine superior-grade Immortal Arts all at once? Let’s not mention whether these superior-grade Immortal Arts are cabbages or not… With my current cultivation, when will I be able to master these nine superior-grade Immortal Arts?”

Yue Qiluo laughed and said, “How do you know you can’t succeed if you haven’t tried?”

Of course.

Her words were meant to comfort him.

“You’re right.”

Xu Yang laughed, “How can I know if I don’t try?”

Moreover, he had a cheat!

As long as he entered the door, it would be fine.

He could just work harder in the later stage and earn some merit points to “deep blue upgrade” his skills.

He opened the Heavenly and Earthly Phenomenon and tried to cultivate it.

In no time, a special aura rose from Xu Yang’s body, and his flesh began to swell, instantly transforming him into a giant ten feet tall.

Xu Yang looked dumbfounded at the system attribute panel, and sure enough, the words “Heavenly and Earthly Phenomenon” appeared behind the “Immortality Skill” column.

“This…”

“What’s going on?”

“Wasn’t it said that high-grade immortal arts are extremely difficult to cultivate? An ordinary Golden Immortal might take hundreds or even thousands of years to learn just one high-grade immortal art… How did I manage to learn it just by cultivating once?”

Xu Yang recalled the feeling of cultivating the “Heavenly and Earthly Phenomenon” just now.

That feeling was very peculiar.

It was as if…

He had practiced this immortal skill before!

He looked at “Three Heads Six Arms” again and tried to practice. Moments later, a ticklish sensation came from Xu Yang’s neck, and with a plop, two heads emerged.

Four more arms rapidly grew out of his back.

Three heads and six arms, accomplished!

Xu Yang then tried to cultivate the “Five Elements Emperor’s Slash”.

This time…

he failed.

Xu Yang couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief, thinking secretly, “The prerequisite for cultivating the Five Elements Emperor’s Slash is to master the immortal Dao of the five elements — gold, wood, water, fire, and earth. I have only cultivated the water, fire, and earth immortal Dao, so naturally, I cannot practice the Five Elements Emperor’s Slash.”

Just then—

“Ding!”

Suddenly, a system prompt rang in Xu Yang’s mind.

“Netherworld Demon startled. 100,000 merit points, +1 Sword Technique, +1 Constitution.”

“Ding!”

“Netherworld Demon startled. 100,000 merit points, +1 Spear Technique, +1 Constitution.”

“Ding!”

“Wood Ghost startled. 10,000 merit points, +1 Picking Leaves and Flying Flowers, +1 Regeneration.”

Xu Yang: “???”

He was stunned for a moment and then realized.

It was probably…

Niu Mang had followed the 72 immortals and arrived at the battleground of the Three Great Realms, using Daoist talismans to scare a group of Netherworld Demons… and among these Netherworld Demons, there was even a Ghost Immortal level “Wood Ghost”.

Looking at the words “Picking Leaves and Flying Flowers” that slowly appeared after the “Daoist Skills” column, Xu Yang immediately thought of related knowledge about “Picking Leaves and Flying Flowers”.

It is a “Wood Series Daoist Skill”.

Once successfully cultivated, picking leaves and flying flowers can harm people.

“I just got Five Elements Emperor’s Slash, and now here comes the Wood Series Daoist Skill. If I can keep upgrading this Picking Leaves and Flying Flowers skill to the level of the Immortal Dao, maybe I can condense the Wood Series Immortal Dao rules… All I need next is a Gold Series Daoist skill.”

In his mind, the system prompt continued to ring incessantly.

It was clear that the battle in the Three Great Realms was fierce.

Xu Yang muted the system prompt and turned to Cassidy, asking, “Cassidy, I want to go to Hell. How can I get there?”

Cassidy exclaimed in shock, “Celestial Master Xu, you want to go to Hell? Absolutely not… The environment in Hell is extremely dangerous, and the demons in Hell are most sensitive to the breath of the living…”

Xu Yang: “Stop talking nonsense. I have to go for a particular reason. As for those demons… I’ll find a way to deal with them!”

Cassidy pondered for a moment and said, “Rumor has it that to enter Hell, one must pass through the Gate of Hell. To my knowledge, the Holy See should be suppressing one Gate of Hell. However, after the last battle, the Holy See has closed, and I heard that the ancient gods in the Saint Hall want to hide from the world. It may not be easy to find them.”

Xu Yang’s face darkened.

Cassidy immediately said, “Oh right… I heard that Vatican City is now controlled by a Hell’s Child and has turned into the kingdom of demons… Maybe you can find the Gate of Hell in Vatican City.”

After a pause, Cassidy continued, “At the very least, that Hell’s Child should know how to get to Hell!”

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PS: I’ve returned to my hometown. I’ve probably eaten too much meat lately. I’ve had diarrhea since yesterday until today. I’m almost out of energy.