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Chapter 484: Chapter 285: The Fastest Clearing Record (Part 2)

Wow, so impressive~ (without mercy)

“Why aren’t you guys surprised? This is free-riding, don’t you love free-riding the most?”

[Starting over is pretty common. Gong Gong, you haven’t never played a game before, have you?]

[I had this feeling before, Gong Gong, you haven’t even played your own game, have you?]

[Such a perfunctory attitude.]

[Right, you should show some professional dedication. It’s not acceptable to not provide fan service more often.]

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“Grr~”

Gong Gong, who usually teased others, never expected to be teased herself one day. The turn of fate made her feel extremely ashamed, yet oddly novel.

Perhaps because she had acquired a physical body in the game, Gong Gong found her emotions to be quite volatile, which wasn’t a bad feeling.

Faced with the rising tide of comments, Gong Gong knew how to deal with it.

When the topic began to take shape, she crossed her arms and said arrogantly, “Who says I don’t play games? I just forgot because it’s been a long time. Ignorant people, today I’ll give you a chance to teach me how to play games.”

[So today you’re playing the role of an incompetent haughty young lady.]

[Such convincing acting, I actually thought Gong Gong really doesn’t play games.]

[There’s no helping you, then, young lady, please let us serve you.]

Watching Gong Gong, who had twisted the livestream’s trend in a second, the Military Governor quietly gave a thumbs up.

Nice one, sis.

You’ve really got a handle on playing the character.

Luckily, Gong Gong was fond of cosplaying various characters, which even occasionally backfired on her and Tai Yin. They didn’t realize that she had already considered this.

After meeting the newbie NPC again and being led back to the rundown inn, Gong Gong immediately showed a look of disgust and said haughtily, “Why should I stay in a place like this? Is the pocket money my dad gave me not enough?”

[Is this the setting of a distressed young lady? It’s getting more and more exciting.]

Continuing to perfect her character, Gong Gong said to the Military Governor and Tai Yin, “You two, aren’t you going to clean this place up?”

Tai Yin naively started looking for things to clean the room, while the Military Governor said coldly to Gong Gong, “Young lady, the master said that you’ll get your pocket money when you return to get married. Until then, I’m in charge of supervising you, and I won’t do any other work.”

“You’re ad-libbing now!” Gong Gong shouted in disbelief, “You with the thick eyebrows and big eyes are also angling for your own benefit now!”

“Young lady, don’t blame me, I’m truly in love with the master, I only listen to him,” the Military Governor began to pretend to wipe away tears.

“You’re really getting into it now!”

Gong Gong racked her brains trying to figure out how to win back the upper hand when she saw viewers in the stream saying:

[This script seems quite interesting, it’s the first time I’ve seen the Military Governor counterattack.]

[The reversal of roles is so satisfying, I could ship this couple.]

[Is this considered new milf literature?]

As Gong Gong saw the viewers continuously pouring in and a new plot point solidifying, she realized she couldn’t reverse the tide of opinion for the time being and had to give up temporarily.

Cleaning in the game wasn’t real cleaning; you just had to take a broom and perform the cleaning task to see the progress bar slowly float by. Once the progress bar was full, the inn would become clean.

Cooking worked similarly; players could obtain various recipes during the game, then perform them automatically.

However, players could also get hands-on and try different ingredient combinations to create more original recipes.

As long as the appropriate activities were undertaken, skill experience could be gained, raising skill levels and ultimately improving execution speed and effect.

After cleaning the room alone, Tai Yin’s cleaning level increased by one, allowing her to clean faster and more efficiently in the future, fitting her current maid outfit and corresponding profession.

Once the cleaning was done, Tai Yin became very excited, holding her broom and asking, “Where else should I clean?”

“There’s still space upstairs, go up there,” Gong Gong replied.

“Yay!”

Looking at Tai Yin rushing up like a happy husky, Gong Gong thought she must be the happiest child.

The inn, which was as good as new, lifted Gong Gong’s spirits considerably, and she began to prepare for the next step.

The guide NPC not only left behind some Silver Coin but also a home-style recipe book, which, upon browsing, would be automatically learned, enabling automatic cooking.

It also included some tips on opening a shop; after speed-reading, Gong Gong tossed the book aside, sat down on a clean chair, and said, “Military Governor, go buy some vegetables, today we’ll try making ‘Di San Xian’.”

“Miss, the master said you need to learn to do it yourself. I really wanted to help, but the master said if I help you, he won’t want me anymore, so…”

Watching the Military Governor’s face steeped in sorrow, Gong Gong felt his blood pressure shoot through the roof.

Boy, can you act!

Tai Yin was cleaning upstairs, and the Military Governor was enhancing the show value, leaving the shopping and cooking to none but myself in the end.

Eating is enjoyable, making the food is not nearly as fun.

Only those players find joy in cooking.

With Silver Coin in hand, Gong Gong strolled around the market and then sneaked back with a heap of ingredients.

Stepping boldly into the kitchen, in no time there were flames leaping to the sky and smoke swirling around, making the Military Governor’s heart palpitate with fear and the live stream viewers equally terrified.

Eventually, when Gong Gong emerged covered in soot, the Military Governor looked at him in disbelief and asked, “Were you just freestyle cooking?”

“Indeed! I’ve seen the light; if my dad gave me this trial, then it’s my duty to accomplish it alone. Military Governor, I didn’t realize how wrongly I treated you before, so now I apologize. Here, I’ve personally made this dish for you, please don’t disdain it.”

The Military Governor looked at the dish of incomprehensible black stuff and couldn’t figure out what the original ingredients were.

Meanwhile, in the live stream chat, a barrage of comments floated by:

[Military Governor, run for it!]

[Don’t eat it, don’t eat it, don’t eat it! This is not a drill!]

[Warning: High energy ahead, parents are advised to let children watch selectively and with guidance.]

[Usually, I’m pretty happy to see Gong Gong messing around, but this is a bit too horrifying.]

The comments floating by made the Military Governor dread taking a bite, as she could only look at Gong Gong with hope.

And he, harmless as a human or an animal, looked back at her with a smile brimming with malice.

“Military Governor, go ahead and eat,” Gong Gong said with a smile.

Trembling as she picked up her chopsticks, the Military Governor began to frantically think of how to escape the predicament, her CPU almost overheating.

Just at that moment, Tai Yin, who had finished cleaning upstairs, came down and was shocked at the sight on the table.

“What is that! Who made this? Fried petroleum and coal?”

“No, it’s ink mixed with rice, delicious stuff,” the Military Governor immediately responded, “Here, you have the first taste.”

Tai Yin skeptically sat down, scooped up a spoonful of the sticky substance, and popped it into his mouth, his pupils dilating instantly.

No miracle occurred, Tai Yin was done for.

The live streaming effect maxed out in an instant, and the barrage of comments flooded the screen.

[Damn!]

[Damn!]

[First time seeing a player die, how bad can that thing possibly taste?]

[It’s not just about the taste, that must be some lethal dose.]

[Gong Gong, this is sugar, this is salt, this is MSG; please, tell me how you managed to create lethal doses out of these.]

Looking at Tai Yin, who convulsed a few times before lying still, Gong Gong turned to the Military Governor and after a long pause managed to blurt out, “Aunt, I didn’t mean it.”

“Who are you trying to fool!”

“Ah, I obtained a new recipe, ‘Food that Will Definitely Kill Someone.’ This game really is considerate.”

“What are you dwelling on that for, Tai Yin is dead!”

Suddenly, a scream arose. The guide NPC at the door, her hand over her mouth, looked upon the scene inside the inn, still holding a few crabs in her hands.

She stammered pointing at the scene before her, “I came to deliver some crabs, I didn’t expect you to be doing this.”

“You’ve misunderstood,” Gong Gong said, “I can explain, just give me a few minutes to prepare.”

“Murder!”

The constable who emerged at the sound of the commotion swarmed in, and Gong Gong and the Military Governor were promptly arrested. They were caught in the morning and by afternoon were handed a swift beheading, achieving a record-breaking speed for clearing the game.

As the audience watched the whole process in stunned silence, they couldn’t help but give a thumbs up.

6!