Transmigration: The Cannon Fodder Suddenly Made a Comeback!

Chapter 100: 100: Ominous, there might be a bloody disaster!



F{h*F5*-LjChapter 100: Ominous, there might be a bloody disaster!

The barrage was about to die of laughter.

“[Hahahaha, help, why is the young master always being chased!]

[Next door, Jiang Li is playing ‘Haunted House Adventure’, while over here, Jiang Yan is filming ‘Animal World’. One live stream, three channels, I’m not saying who’s winning.]

[But it does seem pretty dangerous, a stampeding herd of cows can be terrifying.]

[No worries, Jiang Li next door has already predicted for him that the young master is not in any life-threatening danger, so let’s just quietly watch the show.]

[Are you serious? You believe Jiang Li’s fortune telling on something as crucial as human life? What if something really happens?]

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[Live update here, Sister Li is on her way, Jiang Yan will be rescued soon!]

Jiang Li had indeed figured out Jiang Yan’s location.

But he was running so fast, and with the mountain village’s geography not as clear and marked as that of a city, she too got a bit lost after going back and forth.

That was, until she reached a hillside and saw an enormously huge ginkgo tree that was particularly striking among the grove of poplars.

The tree’s crown was lush and verdant, with the evening sun’s last rays speckling it, looking just like cute, bright red ginkgo fruit.

And amidst these layering branches, there seemed to be a man lying there.

His head rested on his crossed arms, with one leg slightly dangling, appearing quite relaxed and leisurely.

Due to her angle of view, Jiang Li could only see his black robe, the brownish embroidery along its edges, and the red lotus patterns near the hem, faintly visible.

“Excuse me…” Jiang Li craned her neck, looking up at the figure in the tree, “have you seen a man in a vermilion robe and a yellow ox?”

The man on the tree gently turned over, lifted his fair, slender hand, and removed a ginkgo leaf covering his eyes.

With a slight turn of his long eyes, he saw the girl below the tree.

Red lips, white teeth, and a captivatingly beautiful face.

Especially her almond-shaped eyes, glimmering with the summer evening’s glow, exceptionally attractive.

The man narrowed his eyes slightly, just as he was about to speak, when suddenly, a commotion sounded not far away.

Then, the whole ground seemed to tremble, even the ginkgo tree swayed.

Immediately after, a wailing male voice split the calm—

“Help!!! Somebody save me! These cows have gone mad!!!”

Both individuals, on and under the tree, looked in unison towards the source.

The comer was none other than Jiang Yan.

He was running towards the poplar forest with all his might, with a herd of reddening-eyed yellow oxen following close behind.

The man in the tree coughed lightly and pointed, “I see, a man in vermilion robe and… a herd of oxen.”

Jiang Li: “…….”

[I’m seriously about to burst into laughter, how did the young master run so far?]

[The voice of this brother who accidentally entered the frame is so nice! My ears are pregnant!]

[Warning, warning, Jiang Yan with a herd of cows is rushing towards you!]

[Now Director Sun won’t be afraid of not being able to repay the villagers for their oxen, right? The young master has led all the cows back.]

Luckily, the poplar forest halted the rushing herd, providing Jiang Yan a moment of respite. He looked up to see Jiang Li standing not far under the ginkgo tree.

Like sighting a savior, he nearly shed tears of joy.

“Jiang Li! Jiang Li! I’m here! Quick, come save me!”@@novelbin@@

However, his commotion didn’t help to extricate Jiang Li but instead revived the agitation of the initially obstructed herd behind him.

“Damn!”

Jiang Yan cursed out loud and hurriedly ran towards Jiang Li’s direction.

—Taking the re-agitated herd of oxen with him.

Jiang Li: “….”

She shouldn’t have come.

Just as she was contemplating whether to leap up into the tree to hide, a pale cold hand reached down, accompanied by the man’s cool, alluring bass voice—

“Quick, come up.”

Jiang Li’s gaze fell on the Buddha Beads that slid down to his wrist.

The black beads were naturally smooth, gleaming as if they had gathered sacred light.

Her eyes flickered slightly as she grabbed the hand.

It was cool but sufficiently strong.

She was almost effortlessly pulled up by the man.

Yet before she could get a clear look at his face, he immediately jumped down and ran towards the herd of cattle.

Jiang Yan had initially given up hope when he saw Jiang Li up in the tree, but suddenly he was startled by someone jumping down from it, and all he could do was to scream for help at the top of his lungs.

Fortunately, the person ran towards him.

“Help, somebody stop these mad cows!”

The stranger waved at him, “Quick, take off your clothes!”

Due to the intense sound of hooves and the roaring wind, Jiang Yan couldn’t hear what the man was yelling.

“What did you say? Hurry up and find a way to stop these cows!”

“I said, take off your clothes!”

“Ah? What delay? I’m not delaying!”

Seeing that Jiang Yan wasn’t responding, the man had no choice but to run next to him and start tugging on his sleeve.

Jiang Yan got a fright, thinking the man had come to his aid, but instead he had begun to get handsy.

So he dodged both the herd of cattle and the strange man.

“Damn it, what are you doing? Are you harassing me?!”

“Take off your clothes.”

Jiang Yan: “?????”

Take off your mom’s clothes!

Could he, as a grown man, be stripped by a stranger in front of the cameras?

Although, the man was actually quite handsome.

Jiang Yan pushed the man away and clutched his clothes even tighter.

“To hell with it, I’m not taking off my clothes.”

“No, I mean you—”

The man tried to explain, but Jiang Yan simply wouldn’t listen and was hell-bent on getting away from him.

“Listen to me, you can’t wear red clothes, otherwise—”

As he said this, he moved forward to snatch Jiang Yan’s robe again, but Jiang Yan, fearing for his virtue in desperation, swung a punch at him.

But the man easily dodged it.

His eyes narrowed slightly, a displeased dark light flickered within, and then he exerted more force in his grip.

“Motherfucker, why are you deliberately causing trouble?!”

Jiang Yan cursed, and the next second, he was tangling with the man before him.

Distracted, he tripped over a stone and was about to tumble down the slope when he quickly grasped the man beside him.

The stranger: “…..”

And so, the two of them toppled over together and rolled down the slope side by side.

This entire scene was witnessed from the tree by Jiang Li.

Jiang Li: “…..”

Once again, he calculated and noticed a change in Jiang Yan’s fortune.

—Disaster was imminent, possibly a bloody one.

Jiang Li: “…..”

Well, maybe it would be good for him to learn a lesson.

With the cattle no longer having a target to attack, they gradually calmed down.

Only then did Jiang Li leap from the tree and land firmly on the ground with a graceful posture, her hair neatly in place without a strand out of order.

[Damn, Sister Li just jumped down from such a high tree? So badass!]

[What happened to Jiang Yan? His follow-cam PD hid away, and I couldn’t see what happened.]

[Didn’t see clearly +1, I only saw him running and then it seemed like he tumbled down a slope with someone, is he alright?]

[I finally believe this show isn’t scripted, it’s too abstract. Who would dare write a script like this!]


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