Transmigration: The Cannon Fodder Suddenly Made a Comeback!

Chapter 61: Chapter 61: Young Master Before vs After Going to the Countryside

“Hahahaha, oh my god, Jiang Li’s mouth is even more venomous. She broke Jiang Yan’s defense with just one sentence.”

“Laughing to death, good job little sister, big sis supports you!”

“Only Jiang Li can handle Jiang Yan, look at his face, it’s so stinky it could fall off.”

Jiang Yan ground his teeth loudly. “Why wouldn’t I be confident? I’m handsome and rich. It’s those who badmouth me who lack confidence. They are just jealous!”

Jiang Li casually responded with an “Oh.”

This expression, three parts disdain, four parts nonchalant, and five parts uninterested, made Jiang Yan’s pride crumble instantly.

But Jiang Li didn’t give him a chance to react and turned to walk into the house.

“I’m going to sleep, remember to bring my phone in 50 minutes.”

Jiang Yan: “…..”

“Damn it!”

What on earth is going on every day?

Nearby, the old uncle brought in a new quilt and set up a makeshift straw bed for him in the front hall.

Looking at the makeshift bed that could rival a beggar’s, Jiang Yan fell silent again.

He glanced in the direction the old uncle had come from and hesitated before asking:

“Old uncle, are there really no other rooms? Isn’t there still one upstairs?”

The old uncle paused, then made some gestures toward him and shook his head.

The gestures were too complicated, and Jiang Yan couldn’t understand. He had no choice but to knock on Jiang Li’s door again.

Jiang Li glared at him resentfully and explained, “Old uncle said that room is occupied, you can’t stay there.”

Jiang Yan: “Occupied? Old uncle, do you have someone else in your house? I didn’t see anyone.”

The old uncle nodded and made some more gestures toward Jiang Li.

Jiang Li said, “He has a son who got injured in the field a few days ago and has been resting upstairs. It’s not convenient for him to come out.”

She then said, “Jiang Yan, you’re grown up, can’t you stop causing trouble? The old uncle has already set up your bed. What more do you want?”

This got Jiang Yan worked up.

“You have a proper bed to sleep in, of course you’re comfortable. I sleep on mattresses worth over hundreds of thousands at home. Who has ever slept on straw?”

“Then let’s switch.”

Jiang Yan clenched his fist.

Would he dare to switch?

His Weibo currently has a hundred thousand followers, and one hundred and ten thousand of them are his haters.

His family was probably watching the livestream too.

If he were to switch, forget the expensive mattress, he wouldn’t even be able to enter the villa’s front gate.

“Fine, fine, fine, I’ll sleep on the floor!”

Jiang Yan was about to leave when he suddenly remembered something and turned around to ask, “Did you bring any pajamas, if you won’t let me sleep on the bed, can I at least get some clean clothes to wear?”

Jiang Li looked him over and said, “Wait.”

A moment later, a black shirt was thrown out.

Jiang Yan caught the shirt and hummed, “This is more like it.”

Unfortunately, this old uncle’s home didn’t have a proper place to bathe.

Since they arrived too late, there was no hot water available.

Left with no choice, Jiang Yan could only fetch some cold water from the well to wash in the woodshed.

Throughout the process, he shivered and grimaced.

“Ah, why didn’t the camera follow him there! I want to see!”

“Say what you will, but Jiang Yan’s voice is really soothing. If he wasn’t so sharp, with his looks, I could totally become an irrational fan.”

“Help, his gasping sounds… I can’t take it anymore.”

However, after about fifteen minutes, there was silence inside.

The audience in the live room gradually started to become suspicious.

“Has Mr. Yan fainted from the cold inside?”

“It can’t be that bad, it’s still summer. A cold shower is pretty normal, right? If he really fainted, he’d be too weak.”

“I can’t take it anymore. The nearby guests have already turned off their lights, and Mr. Yan’s live room has become the liveliest.”

“I really want to sleep, but I’m even more eager to see him mess up.”

“+10086!”

Ten minutes later, the door of the firewood room was slowly pushed open.

A dark figure slowly moved out.

The moment the camera zoomed in, everyone in the live room widened their eyes, and some who had begun to feel drowsy suddenly woke up.

“????? Is that…” @@novelbin@@

“Pffft hahaha, why is Mr. Yan wearing a Sailor Moon nightgown, I can’t take it, my eyes, my eyes!”

“Ahahahaha I thought Jiang Li was actually nice enough to give him a shirt, but it turned out to be a nightgown.”

Under the moonlight, Jiang Yan, with his wet hair, his already fair skin glowed coldly at this moment, and his romantic eyes were also covered with a faint mist, abstinent yet seductive.

However, as the gaze shifted downward, he was wrapped in a tight nightgown.

The hem just covered his upper thighs, and there was a big Sailor Moon pattern painted on the chest.

The embarrassment doubled.

Due to the nightgown being too small, he had to grip his dirty clothes in front of his lower body to cover that awkward part.

Yet the posture only made him look more cramped and twisted.

The people in the live room were about to die laughing.

Director Sun, who had been watching the live stream without sleep, spat a mouthful of tea onto the screen.

Jiang Yan’s face grew darker, until at last, a myriad of sentiments all turned into a roar under the moonlight—

“Jiang Li, I absolutely can’t coexist with you!!!”

Due to the strong visual impact, soon after, a photo of Jiang Yan wearing the Sailor Moon nightgown went viral online.

Some even compared this image with the flashy outfit he wore when he initially appeared, captioned:

“Mr. Yan before going to the countryside vs Mr. Yan after going to the countryside.”

Unfortunately, at this point, Jiang Yan happened to be holding Jiang Li’s phone and saw this image comparison precisely.

His face nearly twisted in anger, and he immediately sent a private message to the blogger demanding they delete it and apologize, or he would sue them.

Little did he know that the blogger was a major player in the field of pranks. In frustration, the blogger quickly edited a dynamic video and uploaded it onto a site.

In just half an hour, the video clocked in over a million views.

Similarly, Jiang Yan’s WeChat was bombarded by his buddies.

“Hahahaha, Mr. Yan, when did you start going for this style? Buddy, I almost popped my eyes out when I saw it.”

“I guess Mr. Yan is truly famous now? You’ve got to pull us brothers along in the future.”

“Mr. Yan, should we brothers chip in to hire a helicopter to send some clothes over? You’re kind of losing value in front of the camera.”

Furious, Jiang Yan slammed the phone down on the windowsill of Jiang Li’s room.

“Take it, I don’t need it!”

He seriously couldn’t stand to stay in this wretched place any longer!

Meanwhile, in the innermost room on the second floor.

Due to Jiang Yan’s roaring, a man lying on the bed was successfully awakened.

He slowly opened his eyes, his pupils tinged with a faint amber light, almost crystalline, like a secluded moon in a mountain spring, cold and sharp.

With his pale hand, the man pulled off the blanket from his body, moved out of bed, and staggered to the window to open it.

The evening breeze entered, lifting the man’s forehead hair and fully exposing his eyes that resembled mountain snow.

Shifting his gaze slightly, he saw the retreating figure of Jiang Yan and the camera following him.

The man’s expression darkened for a moment.