Transmigration: The Cannon Fodder Suddenly Made a Comeback!

Chapter 89: Chapter 89 Brother He, how can you be so unreasonable too?!

Director Sun took a step back, “What’s the rush? I haven’t finished speaking yet. It’s true about the go-kart costing one point, but this time we’re using an auction method, starting at one point, and the highest bidder wins.”

The crowd fell silent.

Then burst into protests.

Qi Tianyu: “Director, isn’t this a bit too much? An auction? Are we going to end up auctioning off even our underwear?”

Wen Jiaojiao: “This is such a hassle, why not just sell it directly?”

Shu Yan: “This is so annoying, can’t a brother bid for me? I can give you a back massage.”

[Damn it, Flash Change crew, damn it.]

[An auction, how did they even come up with that?]

[Here we go, Sister Yan is at it again, trying to take advantage of the men.]

[Front row selling sunflower seeds and cola, come watch the drama!]

[I’m dying laughing, even Director Sun got derailed by everyone, now calling it a go-kart.]

Seeing the growing complaints, Director Sun had to pick up his loudspeaker again.

“Quiet, quiet, same as before, don’t waste time, otherwise you won’t complete the task before sunset and you’ll go hungry.”

“Let me emphasize some rules before the auction.”

“No private transactions of points, no soliciting or gifting points. If discovered, ten points will be deducted!”

Jiang Yan, who was about to ask Jiang Li for five points, paused, his hand hanging in mid-air.

“Damn! What kind of rules are these?”

Director Sun ignored him and directly clapped the slate.

“I declare, the go-kart auction starts now!”

“I bid one point,” Qi Tianyu raised his hand first, “Brothers and sisters, take it easy, don’t drive the price too high.”

No sooner had he finished speaking than Jiang Yan raised his hand, “I bid five points!”

Qi Tianyu: ?????

Bro, is this how we’re supposed to bid?

Director Sun, however, grinned even wider, “Jiang Yan is quite enthusiastic, everyone should learn from him.”

[Let me translate what Director Sun just said, it means Jiang Yan is a big spender, everyone should send more points to the crew like him.]

[The sister above should just go work as a translator at the United Nations, I’m not joking.]

[Hahahahaha I’m dying, Qi’s face is green.]

After yelling out five points, Jiang Yan didn’t feel there was anything wrong, rather he was somewhat proud.

“No one else bidding? If no one else bids, then the go-kart is mine.”

He looked around, and seeing everyone deep in thought, quickly congratulated himself and walked towards the go-kart.

Luckily, he had put on his sunglasses before coming.

Dressed like this and driving such a cool car, wouldn’t he dazzle all the women outside the camera?

However, he hadn’t even touched the car when a cold male voice came from behind.

“I bid eight points.”

Qi Tianyu gaped at the man beside him, “Not you too, Brother He, aren’t you being a bit irrational? Shouldn’t you add incrementally by 0.5, how come you jumped straight to eight points?”

He Yun squinted at the sky, “The sooner it ends, the sooner we can go home, right?”

Qi Tianyu, wanting to argue but unable to speak: “…..”

[I’m dying, Qi battles everyone with his words in King of Roast, but in Flash Change, he is like a mute eating bitter herbs. I’m dying laughing.]

[This is what they call ‘there’s always a higher mountain,’ hahaha.]

Shu Yan bit her lip, also raising her hand, “I’m going all out, I bid nine points.”

Qi Tianyu’s mouth gaped even wider, “Sister Yan, you….”

What’s wrong with these people!!!

Wen Jiaojiao, not to be outdone, also spoke up, “I bid ten points, this go-kart is mine.”

Director Sun glanced at the data pad in his hand, “Just a reminder, Ms. Wen, you don’t have enough points, invalid bid.”

Wen Jiaojiao: “What?!!!”

[p>I laughed so hard hahaha, Princess Wen doesn’t even have ten points anymore, what’s going on hahaha]

[p>Really guys, how can you make fun of the princess like that? If anyone should be mocking her, it should be me.]

Wen Jiaojiao stood to one side with a dark expression, arms folded.

“So, does anyone else want to bid?” Director Sun said, “If no one else bids, the go-kart will go to Shu Yan.”

Shu Yan was startled.

She just wanted to join in the fun.

She didn’t really want to bid!!!

Director Sun looked around, his gaze finally landing on Jiang Li.

“Jiang Li, you have so many points, why not try to make a bid?”

Jiang Li said, “At noon, Jiang Yan and Wen Jiaojiao had already agreed to work for me in the afternoon, I don’t need it.”

Jiang Yan: !

Wen Jiaojiao: !

Damn, I forgot about that!

Seeing their reluctance, Jiang Li, with a smile, pulled out his phone.

“I’ve recorded it; I have people and evidence, don’t think about backing out.”

Jiang Yan: “….”

Wen Jiaojiao: “….”

Director Sun was also shocked.

But Jiang Li’s action indeed didn’t break any rules, so he could only choose to remain silent.

Seeing that she was about to end up with this fancy go-kart, Shu Yan sent a pleading look to everyone.

Qi Tianyu quietly stepped back, “Sister Yan… I really can’t help…”

Wen Jiaojiao glanced at her, “Don’t look at me, you also heard what Director Sun said, I don’t even have ten points.”

Shu Yan sighed heavily, “Alright then, I’ll just accept it with tears.”

Then, He Yun spoke up, “I’ll offer ten points, give the go-kart to me.”

In an instant, Shu Yan, seeing her savior, ran over gratefully.

“Movie Emperor Brother, you’re so nice, I… I don’t even know how to thank you.”

A flicker of embarrassment crossed He Yun’s face as he sidestepped her touch.

“No worries, this is just part of the auction.”

[p>Aaaah He Bao, how can you be so kind!]

[p>Oh my god, He Yun is really quite the gentleman, handsome and quiet, isn’t he exactly the husband I’m destined for?]

[p>Successful Movie Emperor vs notoriously troublesome Little Hua, why does this couple feel so right?]

[p>Let me say this again, a couple can be unconventional, but it shouldn’t be bizarre!!!]

[p>I can’t take it anymore, one second I started to change my opinion about Shu Yan, the next second she’s revealing her true nature again, can malicious shipping just die.]

Thus, the impressive and stylish go-kart ended up with He Yun.

Jiang Yan looked on enviously, his eyes shining.

As the production crew were telling He Yun the driving rules, he moved closer and draped an arm around He Yun’s shoulder.

“Good brother, I’ll give you one point, can I borrow the go-kart for a minute?”

He Yun: “…..”

He instinctively looked back.

“Isn’t that a bit inappropriate?”

“What’s inappropriate? The camera isn’t on us right now, and Director Sun doesn’t know about our deal.”

He Yun coughed lightly, “I didn’t mean that, I meant, what if your sister finds out, wouldn’t that be bad?”

Jiang Yan: ?