Transmigration: The Cannon Fodder Suddenly Made a Comeback!

Chapter 91: Chapter 91: Jiang Yan is Number One on the Trending Searches Again?!

When Jiang Li saw that he had been assigned a harrow, Qi Tianyu felt his entire world crumble.

“My tool couldn’t possibly be a shovel, could it?”

Director Sun chuckled mischievously, “You really know your stuff, little Qi….”

Qi Tianyu:”…..”

He really should have kept his mouth shut.

[Hahaha, I’m dying laughing, every time Director Sun says that, you know nothing good will come out of it.]

[How does little Qi always guess so accurately? Didn’t he secretly learn fortune-telling or something?]

Sure enough, the next second, one of the prop teachers handed him a shovel.

Luckily, the shovel was quite new and looked a lot better than Jiang Li’s harrow.

Aside from tearfully accepting it, Qi Tianyu had no other choice.

Now, it was Shu Yan’s turn to feel anxious.

Qi Tianyu was a guy, after all, and probably had much more physical strength than the girls; even assigned a shovel, it wouldn’t be too difficult for him.

But if she ended up with something like that, she’d really need to prepare for the possibility of going hungry until nightfall.

So she put her hands together, holding the card at a 45-degree angle, and prayed to the heavens.

Director Sun couldn’t stand to watch any longer.

“Little Shu, you don’t have to be so dramatic, your tool is quite decent.”

Right after he said that, one of the prop teachers drove up with a manually assembled tiller.

Unlike He Yun’s fully automatic tilling kart, this vehicle was entirely handcrafted, with the power coming from the manual gears at the driver’s seat.

However, compared to those rudimentary farming tools, this tiller was leagues better.

Shu Yan let out a cheer and took the vehicle from the prop teacher’s hands.

[Oh my god, that vehicle is so cool too, where does Flash Change’s prop team come from to assemble something like this?]

[Give the prop team a leg up!]

[I can’t stop laughing, next door little Qi has already started digging soil with his shovel piece by piece, this is too funny.]

Qi Tianyu’s experimental plot was next to He Yun’s.

One was driving a kart, looking so dashing and effortless, the other was swinging a shovel with his face towards the earth and his back to the sky.

The contrast couldn’t be more striking.

Soon, a search term shot up the trending list—”Shocker! A 985-graduate chooses to go back to the village to farm, but what’s behind…”

Watching Shu Yan get assigned a modified vehicle filled Wen Jiaojiao’s eyes with envy.

She had already had a run of bad luck these past few days; it couldn’t possibly continue, right?

But the very next second, she was dumbstruck.

The prop teacher presented her with a strange tool she had never seen before.

Wen Jiaojiao was bewildered, “Director, I’m not really going to have to plow the field with this, am I? What even is this thing?”

“It’s a plow,” Jiang Li interjected, “a traditional tillage tool used in the Southwest Plateau, also called a ‘foot plow’. It’s shaped like a spoon and requires you to use your foot to press it into the soil. However, because it’s cumbersome and inconvenient, it was phased out hundreds of years ago.”

Director Sun’s mouth dropped open in astonishment.

Jiang Li actually knew what even this was?

Even he had consulted a professional to find out this region’s ancient use of such agricultural tools and thought to have his guests try them out.

Indeed, the younger generation was to be feared.

Director Sun couldn’t help but give a big thumbs up, “Jiang Li is spot on, this really is a plow.”

Jiang Yan also raised his eyebrows in surprise, looking at the unimpressive farming tool, “How do you even know about this? Our family lives off the sea, we don’t use this thing.”

Jiang Li replied indifferently, “Reading books wouldn’t hurt. Use the phone less.”

Jiang Yan:?

Fine, he’d keep his mouth shut.

“So what’s mine?” Jiang Yan started to clamor again, looking at his own card, “What could possibly use a ring?”

But Director Sun revealed a profound smile, “Why don’t you guess first?”

“Is it a surprise?”

“Of course.”

“Is it a helicopter-style tiller?”

Director Sun:?

“Hahaha, Young Master, what the heck are you thinking about eating!”

“I’m dying of laughter; how the hell is a helicopter supposed to plow the fields? It’d just flatten the land more like.”

Director Sun coughed awkwardly.

“Let’s do this, just close your eyes first.”

Jiang Yan hesitantly closed his eyes.

Then he turned to Jiang Li standing beside him and said, “I picked this because I listened to you, so you better not be screwing me over.”

Jiang Li ignored him.

After quite a long while, Jiang Yan began to hear a cacophony of noises intermittently.

But because there were too many staff members around, he couldn’t make out anything clearly.

He just felt like something was approaching him.

The next second, his face received a solid, warm breath of affection.

Jiang Yan instantly got goosebumps and, with a jerk, he opened his eyes to find himself face to face with a pair of huge eyes.

Scared, he let out a yell and stumbled, then plopped down onto the ridge of the field.

What stood before him wasn’t a person but a very sturdy old yellow ox.

At this moment, the old yellow ox was sticking out its large tongue, eagerly attempting to lick him again.

Jiang Yan couldn’t handle it and, terrified, he started to run.

Since he was wearing a brightly colored ethnic costume, this instantly excited the old yellow ox.

As Jiang Yan ran, he looked back to find the ox licking his behind in pursuit.

He was even more devastated.

Cursing echoed through the gully, mournfully resounding far and wide.

“Jiang Li, fuck your mom, fuck your mom aaaaaah—”

He Yun stopped driving her car to watch the chase unfold between the man and the ox.

Qi Tianyu also stopped hoeing the field, his mouth wide enough to fit an egg.

Eventually, he couldn’t resist and pulled out his phone to snap a photo.

Mom, he had seen a live ox chasing a person.

“Hahahahahahahahaha”

“I’m seriously laughing my head off, is this guy not here to be the clown? How did he even draw an ox?”

“Hahahahahaha I can’t take it anymore, I’m convulsing with laughter in bed, why do animals love Young Master so much.”

“Jiang Li: Surprised?”

“Hahahahaha is this really not a comedy variety show? My face is sore from laughing.”

Jiang Yan successfully surged to the top of the trending searches again with his super-high animal popularity.

Netizens who were out of the loop were puzzled.

Didn’t this guy just make the hot search because of a chicken?

How did he now get mixed up with an ox?

Director Sun, standing on the field ridge, also laughed until he choked.

It took him a while to suppress his laughter, then he directed the props master to calm the old yellow ox.

However, at the same time, he had a question.

So he turned to look at Jiang Li.

“How did you know there was a surprise in that card?”

Jiang Li slowly said, “I calculated it.”

Director Sun: ?

Comment section: ?

Had this guy’s Mystical Skill really reached such a bull level?

Over here, after a wild flight, Jiang Yan was out of energy and collapsed in the field.

His – originally handsome and dashing demeanor was no more, only the mud and disarray remained.

The next second, the blue sky and white clouds in his vision were obscured, and Jiang Li leaned over with a smiling face to look down at him.

“Jiang Yan, you have to work hard this afternoon; my field is in your and Daniu’s hands.”

“Also a reminder, my mother is your mother too, think before you curse next time, and don’t end up being taken for a fool before you even finish swearing.”

Jiang Yan: “…..”