Ultimate Village Doctor

Chapter 510: Chapter 556 Lick It All Clean @@novelbin@@

Chapter Five Hundred Fifty-Six

Thinking of the old woman’s vindictiveness, Xiaoshan knew there would be no good end if he fell into her hands.

If his balls got shattered, they were shattered; that was still better than losing his life. Besides, falling into the hands of these Sorcerers wasn’t simply about dying easily—if they really wanted to torment him, it would be a fate worse than death.

“Don’t, don’t, please don’t kill me,” Wu Wei screamed out loud.

“Humph! Daring to offend the master, it’s already too late for you,” Ma Lei said as she forcefully pried open Wu Wei’s mouth to cut out his tongue. Now she was all about self-preservation, wishing she could appear even more sycophantic in front of the master. As for Wu Wei, he was nothing to her.

Lan Wan’er waved her hand, “Wait a minute.”

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Ma Lei quickly stopped.

“Do you really want to live?” Lan Wan’er’s eyes twinkled with a mocking light.

“Yes, yes, master, please spare my life,” seeing a glimmer of hope, Wu Wei hastily nodded like a pecking chicken.

A wise man does not suffer losses in front of him.

Even if he was foolish, he now understood that Lan Wan’er was no ordinary person. Otherwise, she couldn’t have reduced Ma Lei, the Sorcerer, to such a sorry state.

If he wanted revenge, he’d have to find a more powerful expert later.

“How did I hear you wanted my husband to lick the toilets clean just a while ago, and you were thinking of having a hundred strong men take turns with me?” Lan Wan’er mocked with a sneer.

“No, no, I was just talking nonsense, master, you must have heard wrong,” Wu Wei quickly said.

“Are you saying I’m deaf?” Lan Wan’er’s eyes flashed a hint of cold light, and a chilling force enveloped Wu Wei, who hastily said in panic, “No, no, it was me, I meant I would lick, I would lick it.”

To save his life, Wu Wei was ready to say anything, bracing himself as he spoke.

“So, it was you who would lick, very good, very good. So you have a hobby of eating shit. How could I not satisfy you? Go ahead, then. Lick all the toilets here clean. Remember, I don’t want to see a single stain,” Lan Wan’er clapped her hands and ordered.

Wu Wei’s face turned pale. Just the thought of the taste when he fell into the toilet earlier almost made him vomit, and there were not one but a row of ten toilets in this restroom.

“What’s the matter? You’re not satisfied, think it’s not enough? Do you want to take the men’s restroom next door as well?” Lan Wan’er said with a devilish grin.

“Enough, enough!”

Wu Wei hurriedly crawled into one of the toilet stalls, stuck his head into the toilet, and began licking vigorously, making slurping noises as he went.

Those killer-underlings of Wu Wei turned pale as they watched him frantically licking the toilet, and one by one, they flipped over and began vomiting profusely.

Long Xiaoshan, feeling utterly disgusted, pulled Lan Wan’er away, “Let’s get out of here.”

Lan Wan’er, a true troublemaker, instructed Ma Lei before leaving, “You make sure to watch him. He has to lick all the toilets clean. If I find even one that’s not, I’ll have you lick it.”

Ma Lei shivered and hurriedly said, “Master, rest assured, I’ll make sure it’s done right.”

Only then did Lan Wan’er leave with Long Xiaoshan.

As soon as the two of them left, Wu Wei tried to stand up, but as soon as he got up, Ma Lei kicked him hard and pushed his head into the toilet bowl, “Lick it clean for me. If you leave even a speck of dirt today, I’ll cut off your tongue—and your head too. Get licking…”

Wu Wei felt like crying but had no tears to shed. What kind of mess is this?

He thought he had encountered an extraordinarily charming little beauty and was looking forward to a good day. In the past, if he ran into a beauty on the streets, he had his way with her, not just once or twice, using forceful means, and it didn’t matter if they reported it to the police. With the Wu Family’s extensive and wealthy influence in Yangon, they could easily smooth things over.

Who would have thought that this little beauty was actually a demon, not only kicking him in the groin but also making him lick a toilet bowl…

Long Xiaoshan quickly pulled Lan Wan’er out of the bar.

Squeezing her tender, egg-shaped face firmly, he said, “You little troublemaker, you’re really good at tormenting people. That guy really hit a stroke of bad luck meeting you.”

“He shouldn’t have offended my master. I won’t let him off easy. Not killing him is already letting him off,” Lan Wan’er held Long Xiaoshan’s arm tightly, which was a treat for Long Xiaoshan.

“Let’s find a place to talk about Death God Valley,” Long Xiaoshan said, looking at the bustling crowds on the street, which obviously was not the place for discussions.

“No rush, you’re not often here, so let’s have some fun first, and we can talk about it later.”

Lan Wan’er took Long Xiaoshan by the hand, and the two ambled through Yangon like a couple in love. Yangon, the former capital of Myanmar and its largest city, is rich in land and picturesque in scenery, containing shimmering emeralds like Inya Lake and Kandawgyi Lake within the city. It’s starkly different from the war-torn regions of northern Myanmar, like Mitzina and the Wulu River area, which are the very definition of heaven and hell.

Speaking of which, although Long Xiaoshan and Lan Wan’er had shared a bed long ago, even succumbing to lust at first sight, their relationship was very peculiar. They were not lovers, and initially, they even tried to harm and be wary of each other, essentially making them enemies.

If it hadn’t been for Long Xiaoshan’s trump cards, he would likely have already been controlled by this little troublemaker, Lan Wan’er.

Originally, Long Xiaoshan thought this troublemaker to be a Demon Fairy indifferent to the mundane world.

However, as they traveled together in Yangon, leaving their footprints at places like Inya Lake, Shwedagon Pagoda, National Museum, and Kaba Aye Pagoda, roaming the streets, and sampling the local delicacies, Long Xiaoshan realized that this troublesome girl had the heart of a young girl, being only eighteen years old—two years younger than him.

She was incredibly quirky and insatiable in her desire for fun and food.

She never stopped talking along the way, and she was curious about many things, bombarding him with endless questions. Long Xiaoshan didn’t know half the answers and almost considered hiring a tour guide, but Lan Wan’er immediately rejected the idea, not wanting an extra wheel.

The two wandered for several hours.

Settling down in an area that seemed like a food street, Lan Wan’er ordered a heap of food.

Long Xiaoshan said, “How can you eat so much? You’ve already had plenty on the road.”

“What’s the matter, are you worried about your wallet, not wanting to spend on me? Stingy master, I even gave you over a billion last time,” Lan Wan’er pouted.

Long Xiaoshan immediately remembered the auction held by Bai’s Medicinal Materials last time, where his Snow Lotus and Magic Artifact were bought by this little troublemaker before him. This devilish girl was not ordinarily rich, managing to snatch the Century-Old Snow Lotus from the hands of the Tang Family and Iron Palm Gang with more than a billion.

But observing Lan Wan’er along the way, she didn’t seem like someone born into wealth at all.

She seemed quite naive, like an inquisitive baby.

Logically, someone who could casually shell out over a billion should be worldly, or at least widely-traveled, not like Lan Wan’er, who seemed as amazed as Granny Liu entering Grand View Garden, astonished by everything she saw.

“Wan’er, we’ve known each other for a while now. Aside from your name, I know nothing about you. Tell me, where are you from, and what does your family do?” Long Xiaoshan asked.