Universe's Ultimate BOSS

Chapter 343: Chapter 342 Can’t Bear Your Life of Loneliness
 

Tianbei University.

Wang Hao was reluctantly dragged by the three bears, preparing to head to the female soldier recruitment center established by Qin Feng.

Originally, he had successfully tricked these three silly bears and planned to stay home to fool his teammates.

However, Qian Wanyang chatted with the three bears about recruiting female soldiers, and so these three lecherous bears immediately became interested and insisted on coming to have a look.

“Boss, you don’t need to look so glum.” Qian Wanyang advised, “I heard that many beautiful female college students are applying because of your reputation, boss.”

“There’s such a thing!?” The three bears’ faces were full of envy. They had lived their whole lives without women ever being so proactive toward them.

Chen Yao nodded vigorously, “Of course, there is. Our boss is a top level young talent of the Interstellar Federation.”

Wang Hao pursed his lips, “I don’t like women who throw themselves at my doorstep. You can tell at a glance they are not good news.”

Qian Wanyang kept nodding, “What the boss said is true. With these kinds of women, it only takes a smile from the boss and they will swarm over.”

“A smile!?” The three bears were puzzled, clearly not understanding how a mere smile could make women flock to him.

When the group arrived at the female soldier recruitment center established by Qin Feng, they were surrounded by vibrant, energetic girls.

Xiong Da, excited, tugged at Wang Hao’s arm, “Nephew, look how big that ball is.”

Wang Hao shook his head in disdain, “All the nutrition went to her chest, clearly an uneven development.”

Xiong Er pointed at a long-legged girl not far away, “Then nephew, how about those long legs?”

Wang Hao continued to shake his head, “Everything below the chest is the butt, there’s no waist to speak of, how can the legs not be long?”

Xiong San eyed a very stylishly dressed girl, “Nephew, what do you think about her?”

Wang Hao looked on with contempt, “The makeup skills deserve a sigh, but behind that, she looks bizarre without it.”

The three bears looked at Wang Hao with deep resentment. This jerk was a man who did not know the hunger of the starving – surrounded by beauties every day, his tastes had become too picky.

But what about them?

They had lived so many years and had never even touched a woman’s hand. They were truly lonely!

Wang Hao gave the three bears a look of disdain, “As the saying goes, ‘If you’re ugly, you should read more. If you can’t find a wife, just cry in hiding.’ You three are really shameful!”

The three bears hung their heads in shame. They were about the age of Wang Hao’s father. Now, his kid was smooth with the ladies, whereas they hadn’t even said goodbye to being single and were being looked down on by Wang Hao. This was too embarrassing.

“Hmm, wait a minute, there’s a beauty over there…” Wang Hao’s eyes suddenly lit up, seeing a fair-skinned beauty with long legs in a corner not far away, definitely a top tier beauty.

And this beauty was shyly looking toward the recruitment center with a bit of wanting to come over yet being afraid to approach.

“There!” the three bears suddenly perked up, looking up.

“Boss, you can’t hit on that one!” Qian Wanyang was shocked and hurriedly stopped Wang Hao.

Chen Yao quickly blocked Wang Hao’s line of sight, shaking his head vigorously, “Boss, snap out of it. You absolutely can’t indulge in wild thoughts, or you’ll end up with a psychological fear.”

Wang Hao, puzzled, asked, “Why can’t I have wild thoughts?”

Qian Wanyang whispered in Wang Hao’s ear, “Boss, that person is named Kula, a ladyboy from Tiantai Star, he’s a man.”

“Shit!”

Wang Hao cursed, quickly soothing his chest with his hand, nearly scared into developing a psychological fear.

“What, a man!!” The three bears exclaimed, squatting by the roadside and retching violently.

“Boss, let’s hurry up and go!” Qian Wanyang urged hastily. “After seeing her, I’ve lost all interest in other women, I even feel like I’m being bent out of shape.”

Wang Hao scratched his chin and muttered, “A man-woman? Bent out of shape?”

Qian Wanyang and Chen Yao exchanged a look, their eyes filled with shock. Could it be that the boss had such a hobby!?

Thinking this, the two underlings immediately propped Wang Hao up and ran off, determined not to let him indulge in such terrifying thoughts. Otherwise, if Zhao Yiling found out, they would surely be beaten to death alive.

“Put me down!” Wang Hao shouted.

Qian Wanyang shook his head repeatedly. “Boss, this kind of thought is just too dangerous, we can’t watch you fall!”

Chen Yao nodded continuously. “Boss, with so many beauties around you, why do you need to seek out this kind!?”

Wang Hao looked speechless. “Who said I was looking for a man-woman!?”

Qian Wanyang and Chen Yao stopped, looking at Wang Hao in a daze. Could it be that they got it wrong?

“So, boss, you mean…” Qian Wanyang ventured to ask.

With a sinister smile, Wang Hao said, “I was just thinking, what would Li Yunyang do if he fell in love with this man-woman named Kula?”

“Pfft…”

Qian Wanyang and Chen Yao burst out laughing, really wanting to loudly question Wang Hao, what kind of grudge or grievance did he have against Li Yunyang, that he wouldn’t stop entangling with the guy.

Wang Hao scratched his chin, pondering, if Li Yunyang, who is currently at a low point in his life, received the attention of a beautiful girl, he would definitely fall for her.

But when he found out this girl was a man-woman, he would be absolutely thunderstruck, even harboring thoughts of dying.

With such a blow, Wang Hao couldn’t believe the system wouldn’t make some sort of gesture.

“Alas, Brother Yunyang, I see you’re all alone, and I can’t bear to see you lonely for the rest of your life, so just take this chick!” Wang Hao grinned widely and cackled, eager to see what reward the system would give him.

Lonely my ass!

If he really took her in, it would mean being destined to a lifetime of solitude.

Qian Wanyang and Chen Yao mentally observed a three-minute silence for Li Yunyang. They couldn’t fathom what sins Li Yunyang had committed in his past life to run into Wang Hao in this one.

Not only was he constantly suppressed, but he was also continuously led into pits dug by Wang Hao.

“Forget it, let’s not look anymore, let’s hurry back!” Xiong Da waved his hand and started walking home.

“Going out today was really unlucky, actually encountering such a person,” Xiong Er said with a face full of disgust.

“Actually, this man-woman is really beautiful, it’s a pity she has the wrong… equipment,” Xiong San said with a tone of regret.

Wang Hao instructed, “Qian Wanyang, I don’t care by what means, but you must take control of this Kula and then send her to Li Yunyang.”

Qian Wanyang beat his chest in assurance, “Boss, rest assured, I will thoroughly investigate this Kula and use her family as a threat to make her approach Li Yunyang.”

“You’re so wicked!” Wang Hao gave Qian Wanyang a meaningful look, then burst out laughing and turned to follow the three bears home.

Qian Wanyang’s face darkened. What did that look mean!? Did the boss have any limit to his wickedness!?

Chen Yao patted Qian Wanyang on the shoulder. “Brother, tough job!”

After speaking, Chen Yao couldn’t help but laugh out loud, then quickly followed Wang Hao.

“Ah…” Qian Wanyang sighed and turned around with a tragic face, heading towards the man-woman named Kula, thinking of gathering some information first…