What's wrong with this lawyer?!

Chapter 816: Chapter 261 Lincheng is a Nice Place_2

So many people coming to him recently were looking for a divorce.

Old Tang really wasn’t good at handling divorce cases; he was only good at dealing with people who brought up problems.

After finishing the serious talk, the two started chatting about other things in the office. Then, Wang Qingqing asked Old Tang to tell a joke again.

“I’ll repeat myself: what I’m telling is not a joke, it’s real cases that have happened!” Old Tang said, quite disgruntled.

He was just a transporter of cases, not a joke-teller!

“Oh, I get it, just tell the story,” Wang Qingqing said, indicating that she only wanted to hear the joke.

It’s because those stories sounded too ridiculous.

Old Tang had no choice but to say, “I once encountered a divorce case where the wife sued the husband for divorce. The judge asked the wife why she wanted a divorce.”

“The wife said she’s now a relocated resident with two houses!”

“But the husband retorted that she was lying, claiming she had actually cheated on him!”

“Then the Judge asked the husband, if your wife cheated, why didn’t you divorce her?”

At this point, Wang Qingqing asked with a curious face, “Yeah, why not, if his wife clearly cheated?”

Old Tang continued, “The husband cursed in court, saying that the bastard, who was the wife’s affair partner, sent out their intimacy video to my friends and family, showing off how awesome he was!”

“Everyone who heard this, including the judge, thought the man truly loved his wife. I mean, think about it, even with such circumstances, he still didn’t want a divorce. If that’s not true love, what is!”

But the thing is, if it ended up in court, there was hardly ever the true love you’d imagine.

“The husband then said he wanted to make his own sex tape to prove he’s even more awesome, but now she (his wife) doesn’t want to sleep with him, let alone make a video.”

What? Wang Qingqing was stunned again, but the expression on her face was visibly one of excitement, just like saying, Lawyer Tang’s stories are always so ridiculous.

Old Tang was revved up, and he said, “So the man told the judge.”

“Judge, why don’t you persuade her? Convince her to make a sex tape with me, and I’ll agree to the divorce. Don’t you want a high case closure rate? Just persuade her, and I promise I’ll agree to divorce!”

“What did the judge say?” Wang Qingqing was so engrossed she might as well have brought popcorn, just thinking about the scene in the courtroom was enough to entertain her, better than any Naruto sequel!

Old Tang laughed and said, “The judge was dumbfounded at that moment, his face turned red, and after struggling a while, he finally managed to say that distributing sex tapes is a criminal offense.”

“Then, the husband said he was going to call the police to arrest the bastard, but the wife hurried over and said, please don’t, I won’t divorce you, is that okay…”

At this point, Wang Qingqing couldn’t contain her urge to make snarky comments, but after opening her mouth, she didn’t know where to start.

“This…this woman, and this man…”

Old Tang finished his sip of tea and then said, “I wasn’t finished yet. At the time the woman, seeing she couldn’t dissuade the man, offered to agree to make a sex tape in bed, as long as the man wouldn’t call the police…”

Spurt! Wang Qingqing spat out her drink.

“Then I learned from the wife’s lawyer that the wife’s idea was, after the husband made a sex tape and spread it, she would have something on him too, and then she could file for divorce again, and it would all be fine…”

“So that’s the end of the story. What do you think, Qingqing, any thoughts?” Old Tang said with a laugh.

Every story he told was a real case; sometimes it was truly something beyond the imagination of the human brain. Who would dare to make up such a story? They’d have been cursed to death long ago.

Wang Qingqing frowned and pondered for a long time before saying, “I… I feel like I have a lot of thoughts, but I don’t know how to put it…”

You want to make sarcastic comments but have no idea where to start!

Old Tang just smiled and said no more; whether treated as a joke or not, he had enough material like this to go on for three days and nights without stopping.

Law is inherently dry, but if you connect it with the base and vulgar, it becomes interesting; everyone likes a bit of naughtiness.

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The next day at Handong Industrial University, Lin Yanan was zoning out in her dorm room.

Her dad had been sentenced to eight months for a crime, currently serving his time, and she worried every day but was helpless.

Her roommate invited her to go out for a meal, but she wasn’t in the mood. All she could do was to post online every day, hoping it would go viral and then leverage public opinion.

But obviously, it was impossible for her to go viral with such a thing.

Right then her phone rang. She picked it up and saw it was from her mom.

“Mom, I’m trying to figure something out. You went to the court today, didn’t you? What did they say?”

A woman’s voice came from the phone: “They just don’t care, the person at the reception said your dad took the money, so it’s only right that he’s in jail. Who asked him to take it? But… but those people from the town insisted on giving him the money!”

Lin Yanan’s mom said as she broke into tears again, convinced of her husband’s innocence.

“If your dad really wanted money, he would have taken it when the villagers approached him with twenty thousand, it doesn’t make sense to insist on six thousand once he got to The Capital…”

Nowadays with whistleblowing, we all know that confidentiality for the whistleblower is strict, but you know… a surveillance camera right opposite the complaint box is something many have seen.

So those who know, know. No need to say more.

Lin Yanan felt uncomfortable listening and crying was pointless. All she knew was to cry to her, a college student, as if she had any good solutions.

After consoling her for a bit more, she hung up.

She truly had no solutions at all, what should she do?

Just then, her phone rang again, Lin Yanan quickly picked up.

“Miss Lin, this is Wang Qingqing. Director Tang is interested in your case. Let’s set up a time, how about tomorrow morning? When you come, it would be best to bring the following materials…”@@novelbin@@

Lin Yanan wrote down all the materials she needed to bring, and after hanging up, she began to get excited!

Lawyer Tang, that Lawyer Tang was actually interested in the case!

Thinking back, she and her mom got no response from their appeals, on the contrary, the reception staff had been really disrespectful, especially those people from the village and the town.

In their eyes, they must have already been labeled as troublemakers.

But now, with Lawyer Tang stepping in, let’s see if they dare to speak like that!

Let’s see what happens when they call Lawyer Tang a troublemaker!

Lin Yanan was increasingly thrilled, she couldn’t wait to meet Lawyer Tang in the next second…

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“I have feelings for Lincheng.” In Tengda Law Firm, Old Tang said to the female college student sitting in front of him.

Lin Yanan sat there, dazed. Meeting Lawyer Tang today, he wasn’t at all like she expected, not like a lawyer, more like a comedian.

But Old Tang continued, “Lincheng is a battlefield I fought on. I really am fond of it. Having the opportunity to revisit, I feel quite good.”

“I wonder if those old friends in Lincheng miss me… Lao Wen, what do you think?”

Across from Old Tang, Wen Weilin, who had matured a lot, laughed and said, “Well, I guess they probably do miss you… thinking about when you’ll finally drop dead.”

Lao Wen swore everything he said was the truth. He liked to tell the truth!

“Hey Lao Wen, that’s not nice. Am I, Tang Fangjing, really that unpopular? I think the court system in Lincheng has quite a fondness for me!” Old Tang continued.

“Firstly, Director Tang, I haven’t been a judge for over a year, and secondly, are you sure that’s fondness? They clearly just want to finish quickly and send off the plague god that is you!” Lao Wen complained there.

“This time, I don’t think it will take long either, after all, nobody wants you to stay in Lincheng for too long…”

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