When the Doctor Uses A Hack

It was already past eleven o’clock, and Zhang Danni was in no hurry to return to the ultrasound room.

After all, once she went upstairs, there would only be her and two other young nurses on the vast floor, and the ultrasound was really quiet at night, mostly just for sleeping.

Where could it be as lively as the ER?

Sitting there and chatting with Nurse Xiao and a few others, it was then that a group of men and women, furious, came rushing in. Explore more at NovelBin.Côm

The two were tugging and pulling at each other, cursing and swearing!

As they continued their scuffle into the ER, Chen Cang was taken aback.

He hurriedly asked, "What’s the matter?"

The man snorted coldly, "Doctor, you be the judge!"

The woman also looked at the man with disdain, "If you want to judge, then judge!"

Chen Cang was dumbfounded, looking at the two young people, just in their twenties and not much older than thirty, and he became curiously asked, "What’s the matter? Are you not feeling well?"

The woman, infuriated, looked up and said, "Doctor, I want an abortion!"

The man snorted, "Then do it! What’s that got to do with me?"

Chen Cang was stunned, what was with tonight?

Was it a gynecological night?

Why were all these cases related to such diseases?

Chen Cang shook his head. "Young lady, this is the ER, we don’t do abortions here. You should go to the gynecology department tomorrow and register."

The young lady, raging, pointed at the man, "Yang Yuhang, I’m telling you, even if I abort this child, I won’t have one for you, you heartless man. After carrying your child, you actually suspect me? Don’t you have a conscience at all?"

The man laughed bitterly, "My child? Wow, my goodness, if it really were my child, I would bow down to you. I’ve only been back for a little over forty days! Your report says two months pregnant!"

"No wonder you were in such a hurry to marry me; were you hoping to make me your backup plan?"

"I’ve been puzzled as to why you’ve been pushing me to get married this past month. So it turns out you’re pregnant."

"What now? So I’m supposed to be happy about becoming a dad?"

The man was devastated, although he was laughing, he was almost crying.

After all, if your girlfriend is pregnant, it should be a joyous occasion, but the baby wasn’t his!

How was he supposed to start talking about this?

Not only did the boy look like this, but the girl’s expression was similar!

Her face was angry, and her eyes blinked back tears as though she had a belly full of grievances that she couldn’t express, struggling not to cry out loud. Yet inside, she felt a chilling heartache!

The three-year-long love marathon was about to end just as they seemed ready to settle in the same city, to cheer for love, to prepare for marriage and children, and to start a new life.

When her period didn’t come this month, the woman was overjoyed. After the test, under no doubt, she was pregnant and planned to surprise her boyfriend on his birthday.

But, to her horror, the surprise turned into a fright!

The man said loudly, "Do you know how hard it was for me to get transferred back here? I begged and pleaded, acting like a grandson, spending so much money to get back!"

"I just wanted to marry you and have children, to make you happy early."

"But no, you give me a ’surprise’... Such a surprise indeed! Two months pregnant and I’ve only been back for a little over forty days! Forty days, do you understand? Can’t you use your brain?"

As he spoke, the man squatted down on the ground and started sobbing loudly.

The woman, staring at the boy, also began to cry, crying while saying, "You bastard, you actually suspect me... I’d rather have the child aborted than bear one for you!"

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Chen Cang and everyone else were stunned; why did the night feel so green!

Alas...

Seeing the two crying so pitifully, so passionately committed, Chen Cang felt embarrassed to interrupt.

But... this was the ER, not a police station, not a place to mediate marital feelings.

Chen Cang couldn’t help but stand up, "Alright, I think there might be some misunderstanding between you two. Calm down for now and don’t make any hasty decisions at this moment."

The man stood up and stared at Chen Cang, "Doctor, you’re a man too, can you imagine my pain right now? I’ve given her so much, and this is how she treats me. I... I’m just so tired!"

As the man spoke, he embraced Chen and began to cry.

"Doctor, just think, if your girlfriend was..."

Chen Cang was taken aback, damn... don’t compare this to me, he hurriedly interrupted the man.

"What did you just say about being pregnant for two months? What’s that all about?"

The man took his sleeve, wiped his face directly, and pulled a report out of his pocket, taking a deep breath, "Doctor, look at this... here it says, ’pregnant for two months.’

Chen Cang took the report and started to read it.

Hmm, that’s right, it indeed says ’pregnant for two months.’

The man’s face turned red, "But... I’ve only been back for 40 days, doctor, and I didn’t do *that* two months ago... Does this mean I’ve been cuckolded?"

Chen Cang was about to speak when suddenly Zhang Danni rolled her eyes. After a gut-wrenching confession from both of them, she finally understood what was really going on.

"Enough, enough. You two have a misunderstanding!"

Both looked up and stared at Zhang Danni, "A misunderstanding? What misunderstanding?"

The man looked wronged, "What do you mean?"

Zhang Danni said to Chen Cang, "Give me the report." @@novelbin@@

Chen Cang nodded and handed it over, "Yes, here."

Zhang Danni, holding the report in her hands, couldn’t help but laugh, "Actually, you being back for a bit over 40 days is correct, and the report isn’t wrong either!"

The man was stunned, "Then does that mean I’ve been cheated on?"

Zhang Danni was startled. Are you so eager to have been cheated on?

"No, typically the timeline on a report card is calculated from the last menstrual period. Your girlfriend’s last menstruation was two months ago, so you came back 40 days ago. She didn’t notice the first missed period because she often worked overtime, and her periods are irregular. When she missed another period after a month, she went for a checkup and discovered she was pregnant!"

"Calculating from the last menstrual period, it actually adds up to being two months pregnant."

After this explanation, both of them were stunned!

The woman sighed, "Yes, I often work late and my periods are not very regular, so I didn’t take notice when it was delayed a month. It didn’t come this month either, so I went for a checkup, and the doctor told me I’ve been pregnant for two months."

Upon hearing this, the man was utterly dumbfounded!

"Doctor... does this mean... the child is mine?"

Zhang Danni nodded, "Based on the timing, there seems to be no issue, but... I can’t be completely sure about the specifics."

After hearing this, the man’s expression instantly changed, "Sorry, my wife... It was me..."

The woman coldly said, "Go away! You doubted me!"

The man pleaded, "I didn’t mean it, can’t you have a little empathy? I was just worried, and we..."

The woman interrupted, "I want to terminate the pregnancy..."

Suddenly, the man knelt on one knee, taking out a diamond ring from his pocket, "Wife, marry me!"

"I’ve been preparing for this day for a long time. I came back this time to propose to you. I wanted to make my birthday special by proposing to you; I’ve even bought the ring. It’s just because I don’t understand medicine or pregnancy, I misunderstood you. I apologize. I swear I’ll never doubt you again in my life, marry me!"

The sudden display of affection left everyone somewhat speechless.

Meanwhile, Chen Cang watched the scene thoughtfully...

Right!

A proposal?

What a good idea...

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PS: Here’s a little tidbit about pregnancy: typically, it’s challenging to pinpoint the exact date of conception for a woman’s first pregnancy. If a woman finds out she’s pregnant within half a month of her menstruation delay, the conception date is usually based on the time of the last menstruation.

Next time this happens, don’t jump to conclusions. Trust is fragile and doesn’t withstand misunderstandings...