Xyrin Empire

Chapter 109: Chapter 109 Life is Always Full of Coincidences

We ended up on a deserted desert highway on Earth, and it was evening. Obviously, although the flow of time in the two worlds is relatively independent, we still lost some time during the space jump.

The first issue we needed to determine was the current date.

Now back on Earth, to avoid drawing attention to a certain loli’s peculiar name, I changed my call for Pandora, “Lili, check what the date is today.”

Pandora nodded and then looked up at the sun.

“What are you doing?” I asked, puzzled by Pandora’s actions.

“Observing the constant star’s status, sensing the current position of Earth’s rotation and the angle of sunlight, integrating analysis to calculate the current date…”

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“Goo— Ah—” Little Bubbles, still not quite articulate, made some indistinct noises while tugging on my sleeve, then pointed her small hand at a giant electronic billboard not far away that displayed the current time and date.

“Oh, looks like three days have passed…” I said, nodding.

Pandora was thoroughly defeated in her first encounter with Little Bubbles on Earth.

While still processing the precise time and date through various sophisticated gadgets, the clueless loli’s face paused, then calmly lowered her head, although a barely noticeable blush flashed across her nonchalant little face.

With a “plop,” Pandora softly stomped her foot on the ground, and we all felt the ground shake…

Was that the legendary strike of thunder, or inner strength? Could it be that Pandora’s hidden identity is a reclusive master who has cultivated a peerless martial art to restore youth? Is such sarcasm really necessary?

Besides, quirky she may be, but Pandora’s slight tantrum was unexpectedly cute!

I chuckled, pinching Pandora’s little face, then patted her head to console her—a gesture that was visibly effective, as the easily pleased loli immediately cleared up.

“The halo of a dad brimming with fatherly love!” Lin Xue’s sharp tease petrified me in an instant, woe is me, I thought it was my male charm. Could I have aged so much that all I have left is the dad halo buff?

The only one who seemed oblivious, Little Bubbles noticed my sudden drop in spirits and immediately tugged at my sleeve, gazing at me with 45° of pure innocence, stuttering her first meaningful word since birth: “Dad… Daddy…”

…Lin Xue, you dare claim you didn’t teach her that, I’ll have a bone to pick with you!

“All right, all right, you lot!” Qianqian, seeing us messing about, couldn’t help but laugh and feign anger, “Stop fooling around, let’s take a look at the situation and think about how to get back—this is the desert we’re talking about!”

Little Bubbles thought Qianqian was really angry, immediately took a few quick steps to her side, also tugged at her sleeve, and stuttered, “Mom… Mommy…”

Lin Xue flashed me a triumphant smile, and I gave her a thumbs-up—Lin Xue, well done!

Qianqian’s face flushed red instantly, a mix of seven parts shyness and three parts joy making her particularly pleasing to the eye, then she bent down, unabashedly pinched Little Bubbles’ cheek, and rubbed it vigorously…

Amidst Little Bubbles’ bewildered “whimpers,” we began to devise a plan to safely return.

The first plan was proposed by Pandora, to summon a “Blinder” class transport ship to take us directly to the nearest town, which, of course, I dismissed with a flick on the forehead.

The second plan was initiated by Sandora; emperors obviously have more presence than generals—Sandora’s suggestion was to deploy an “Expedition Class”… which still earned a flick on the forehead from me.

The concept of Asida and Asidora constructing a Legion Transmitter was also vetoed by me for obvious reasons…

We suddenly realized that the almighty Xyrin technology was utterly useless at this moment—unless you think that humans everywhere would be unfazed by a UFO streaking across the sky or a super space-time transporter appearing in the middle of the street.

To think that we had just been in a different space-time, battling Abyss Power to save the world, taking on the role of the Savior, and now, not much time later, a bunch of powerful influencers were stuck next to a desert highway on Earth trying to figure out how to get back. The girls all agreed that this situation was just too ridiculous…

“Sicaro, can you transform into something like a car or whatever?”

I suddenly remembered that Pandora once introduced to me that Sicaro’s full combat form is a fortress-like ultra-heavy war chariot, although I can’t imagine how this Uncle Hei Chao managed to perform such a difficult transformation with a difficulty coefficient of ten, this didn’t stop me from imagining the scene of Sicaro transforming into Xia Li.

Sicaro looked up, his sunglasses reflecting a blinding white light, then he coolly said, “I’m a Terminator, not Optimus Prime… Ah!”

Pandora kicked this uncle with the face of a knight flying over twenty meters, then nonchalantly returned to my side. @@novelbin@@

It seems that Sicaro has taken the spirit of knockoff to the extent that he doesn’t even spare himself. I wouldn’t be surprised if one day he stood in front of me with a hammer in his left hand and a dictionary in his right, claiming to be Uther.

I’m really a bit envious of Alaya, the Angel Sister who can fly and become invisible. These are essential skills for speculative smuggling and burglary. More importantly, as a special class Xyrin Apostle who controls mystic and unknown powers, she can also turn herself into a pure energy body, then hide and rest in her superior’s spirit world. Right now, this little girl is sleeping soundly within my spiritual power, leaving us unlucky guys to sunbathe on some kilometer edge in the Sahara.

The only thing to be thankful for is that Pandora’s own cooling system and photon interference device could act as makeshift air conditioners at that moment, preventing us from dehydrating and dying before we encountered a passing vehicle.

After an unknown length of time, when the sky had almost completely darkened, we finally saw car lights appearing in the distance.

At that moment, tears streamed down all our faces.

“What if they don’t stop?” I asked with some concern, because, after all, hitchhiking in the Sahara Desert at this time, and looking like we had not been through a sandstorm, made us seem incredibly suspicious from all angles. A little imagination, and a scenario like a mysterious man leading a group of female bandits in the Sahara pretending to be travelers to trick and rob passing cars, could easily come fresh off the press.

Sandora maintained a serenely polite smile and said, “I have two hundred seventy-seven ways to make the driver comply.”

Already seriously out of patience, Qianqian chuckled, “They’d better stop!”

My slightly darkened sister smiled with a suspicious curve on her lips and took over, “I don’t believe anyone can step on the gas under my curse!”

Lin Xue, pulling out a Ghost Energy Heavy Sniper she tricked from a Xyrin soldier from who knows where, gestured and said, “I’ve systematically learned how to drive various vehicles, no driver, no problem…”

Pandora nodded vigorously in agreement, only to receive a thump on the head from me.

Asida and Asidora were just about to open their mouths when they saw their boss being hit by the thump, holding her little head with a wronged expression, so they wisely chose to keep silent.

No doubt, they hadn’t intended to say anything pleasant either…

Although I knew they were mostly joking, I still broke out in a cold sweat—if someone didn’t know any better, they might really think I brought a terrorist group to raid the Sahara.

Idly chatting away, the slowly meandering vehicle finally arrived in front of us.

Qianqian, Big Sister, Lin Xue: “Wow—”

It was a luxurious motorhome!

Rich people just give themselves headaches! That was my first thought after marveling.

Driving a motorhome to tour the Sahara? How bored must you be to do such a thing?

But what the people inside the car were thinking meant nothing to me, what mattered now was that we were finally able to hitch a ride back to human society.

Before us, the special dust-proof car door slid open easily, and then a person appeared in front of us.

Seeing him at that moment, all I could do was sigh, life is always full of coincidences!

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