Goddess of Ice: Going for One Piece

Chatting with Naruto

A few minutes later, the two crews met on the Going Merry and despite two pirate crews meeting usually ending with combat, the atmosphere was relatively relaxed.

"Shishishi, so Yuna had a little brother."

"Jihaha, Captain's big sister, huh?"

"Phew, so it's her brother~"

While Luffy and Mikita spoke out loud, Nami only whispered her words lightly. Unfortunately for her, both Yuna and Naruto had much better hearing than an average person, allowing them to hear what she had said, causing them to secretly fist-bump.

"However, didn't you say that you just arrived in this world a while ago? Where does that little brother suddenly come from, Yuna?"

Hearing Usopp's question, Yuna nodded in approval before answering him.

"Well, I guess technically speaking, we aren't brother and sister in this world, but we were in the last one."

Usopp nodded in understanding, having already guessed that that might likely be the case, but moments later, another realization hit him as his eyes zeroed in on Naruto, making him a little uncomfortable.

"Does that mean... that you are also a shinobi?"

The moment those words left Usopp's mouth, every male gaze instantly fell on Naruto, making him a little uncomfortable. He looked around a little, not sure what was going on, looking at Yuna for help, who only shrugged her shoulders.

"I'm not entirely sure why, but all the men on this ship are obsessed with shinobi. I've already shown them a few tricks I can do, but it seems like that hasn't changed anything.

"Of course not!"

"It's a shinobi, okay!? A shinobi!"

"That's right! That's right!"

The moment Yuna questioned why everyone was so obsessed with Shinobi, Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper instantly chimed in, causing Yuna to shrug her shoulders, not really caring about all of this.

While Naruto was forced to cook up a few party tricks with his control over the wind in the background, Yuna's gaze landed on Mikita, who was lazily floating in the air with the power of her Kilo-Kilo Fruit, making her extremely light.

"I assume you're aware of Naruto's preferences?"

Although Mikita was a little surprised that Yuna would ask her such a direct question, in the end, she only nodded her head.

"Yeah, I don't mind. Actually, I'm just as much into women as I am into men, so I don't really mind at all. Besides that, there already is a second woman, but she didn't come over due to some... circumstances."

"Circumstances? Maybe I can help. I'm rather knowledgeable about all kinds of things, and our ship's doctor is quite capable as well."

"Y-Y-You ASSHOLE!!! I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT BEING PRAISED BY YOU AT ALL!!!"

Ignoring Chopper, who was wiggling around in the background, clearly happy about being praised, Mikita shook her head.

"I fear that's impossible as it is not a sickness. Our third crewmate's name is Margarita. Years ago, she had her shadow stolen by someone called Moria, one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea, turning sunlight deadly to her. When we met her, she was working as a maid, and after Captain heard her story, he offered to take her to the Grand Line to take her shadow back."

Although Yuna was a little interested in how someone's shadow could be stolen, after remembering that Devili Fruits existed, she decided to drop the question.

"Oh? One of the Warlords? How intersting, we are also after one of them. We are aiming at Crocodile. See that girl over there? She is the princess of Arabasta, and apparently, Crocodile is trying to take over her country. Naturally, we are going to beat him up and help her."

Hearing that Yuna and Naruto both were going after one of the Warlords, Mikita couldn't help but sweat a little as she smiled wryly.

'I already knew that Captain was a weirdo, casually making a Warlord his first target, but it seems like that's something that's just part of their family. The sister is that rampant as well!'

Thinking about that, Mikita chuckled a little as she briefly watched Naruto use his control over the wind to allow the Straw Hats to fly through the sky.

"Well, just out of curiosity, how did you meet Naruto?"

"Mhh? How I met him. Actually, that was quite an exciting encounter. Some weirdo that could make his boogers explode tried to recruit me into his organization. However, at that time, I didn't know about that kind of... behavior yet, so I considered agreeing.

Luckily, Naruto, who coincidentally was nearby, informed me of that guy's nasty habit, so I rejected him. Following that, the booger guy decided to prove that he was not trustworthy and sneak-attacked me the moment I rejected him... by throwing a booger at me. Remembering that still almost causes me to hurl in disgust."

To that statement, Yuna could only nod her head in agreement. After all, she met the guy as well and went through the same experience. Nasty stuff.

'However, what a coincidence. First, he encounters Naruto, and following that, he encounters me. That guy really has bad luck, huh?'

[He somehow survived the first calamity and ran straight into an even worse one. What a poor guy.]

'Well, to be fair, he WAS throwing boogers at women, so he kind of deserved it.'

[No one deserves to meet you.]

'Sorry, what was that.'

[Didn't say anything.]

While Yuna and Kurama were briefly bickering, Mikita finished her story with a few more sentences.

"Anyway, Naruto reacted in time and pulled me away, resulting in the booger missing. Although I was dumbfounded that it had exploded a few meters behind me, I didn't have enough time to process that at that point, as before I could fully realize what was going on, the weirdo was already on the ground getting pummeled by Naruto.

Following that, I had quite a long conversation with Naruto, where he revealed very little about himself while I gave him some information about this world's common sense. At that point in time, I could only wonder where this weirdo came from, who didn't know anything about this world hehe.

So, anyway, as we were chatting, I think Naruto had decided on the path he wanted to take and quickly invited me to his pirate group, which didn't even exist at that point. Well, I was somewhat conflicted about becoming a pirate, but I decided to join him... for certain reasons."

"For certain reasons, huh?"

Considering the red blush currently noticeably visible on Mikita's face, Yuna had a good idea of what happened.

'Personally, I think there are two different possibilities of what had happened for Mikita to join Naruto.'

[Great, tell me neither.]

'Either she fell in love with his handsome face, or he dicked her down so good she became addicted.'

[Great, even more information that I would rather not have.]

'Personally, I favor the second method.'

[Yes, I'm aware. I've seen it before.]

While Yuna and Mikita were talking, Naruto finished his little demonstration, leaving the boys in the crew with shining eyes. At the same time, Nami and Vivi only rolled their eyes again and again.

Well, to tell the truth, Nami was actually a little interested in Naruto's ability to controll the wind, as that ould make navigation much more straightforward.

Nami briefly talked with Naruto about controlling the wind, but when she heard that she needed a certain level of affinity to do so, she could not help but be a little sad.

However, when Naruto asked Nami about her affinity, and she told him that Yuna claimed it to be weather affinity, Naruto couldn't help but be dumbfounded.

'This little girl is envious of my ability to control the wind while she would, in the future, rule over the weather itself. When navigating the sea, what could possibly be more overpowered than being in control of the weather?'

Seeing the way Naruto looked at her, Nami couldn't help but smile sheepishly while scratching her head.

"Hehe, I've only started training a short while ago, so I kind of forgot about my affinity until you asked for it~"

Seeing Nami attempting to look cute, Naruto only rolled his eyes, and moments later, an arm snaked around his head, casually resting on his shoulders.

"What's going on here, Naruto? Trying to steal my woman~"

Yet again, Naruto rolled his eyes as he scoffed in disdain. Others might think that Yuna was angry, but after spending a lot of time with her, Naruto could usually tell when Yuna was messing around.

"Sure, sure, nee-san. Pretty sure that I remember that you are the most prone to breaking our rule of staying away from each other's harem members, not me."

"H-H-HEY!!! WHO ARE YOU CALLING YOUR WOMAN!?"

"You. Anyway, small details~ Besides that, I've never slept with one of your women before, so I don't think there is any room for you to complain about."

"I DIDN'T AGREE TO THAT!!!"

"No worries, I did~ Besides that, Naruto, I don't think we are currently blood-related, so how about we set up a colossal orgy and compare techn..."

"NOPE!!! That's as far as this conversation goes!"

"Geez, chill, Naruto, I was just joking."

"Sure, I'll just pretend I believe you."

"Thanks for that."

"..."

"DON'T IGNORE ME, YUNA!!!"

While those two siblings were bickering, with Nami making background noise, the other people on the ship could only look at Yuna and Naruto, occasionally shaking their heads as their thoughts synchronized.

'''''These two are degenerates.'''''

Anyway, Yuna and Naruto chatted some more while Mikita got to know the rest of the crew when it was time to part ways again.

"Wanna come with us, Naruto. Saving a princess's country should be fun, right?"

Naruto briefly pondered Yuna's offer before shaking his head in denial.

"Nah, I'll pass. I have my own adventure to life through. Maybe we'll up again at some point, but for now, let's part ways."

As soon as he finished speaking, Naruto pointed his fist at Yuna, who only smirked and fist-bumped him. Following that, the two crew quickly said their goodbyes and parted ways, each following their own Log Pose.

As Naruto was sailing away, he took another glance at the Going Merry, and seeing Luffy stuffing his face with copious amounts of meat, he could only chuckle in amusement.

"As expected of nee-san, she actually decided to throw herself into that mass of convoluted fates and destinies."

"Did you say something, Captain?"

Hearing Naruto muttering something to himself, Mikita grew curious, but instead of answering her, a perverted grin appeared on Naruto's face as she lifted her chin with his hand, forcing the duo to meet eyes.

"Hehe, don't worry about it, Mikita. However, how about we continue where we stopped before meeting nee-san."

"Jihaha, you are so naughty, Captain~"