Muscular Rabbits Legion: 'No one can escape from the novice village!'

Chapter 59: Chapter 59: He’s not a capitalist, he’s Zhou Papi [Please follow]

Yi Zheng was also a bit stunned; he had thought that this Goblin, being a BOSS, would have some dignity, but he had not expected the creature to be so easily bullied.

As the saying goes, you don’t hit a smiling face, so since the other party had already kneeled and surrendered, Yi Zheng felt it wouldn’t be right to keep tormenting him.

So, he simply sat himself on the throne, cocking one leg over the other and propping his chin in one hand, he said with a troubled look, “I can let you go, but you did strike me first, letting you off so easily doesn’t do my reputation any favors.”

The pitiful Goblin Mage looked up at Yi Zheng and said, “Boss Rabbit, then what do you suggest I do?”

Yi Zheng replied, “Well, it wasn’t easy for me to come all this way, so why don’t you bring out whatever good stuff you have? I’ll just pick a few things as your way of apologizing.”

The Goblin Mage immediately looked distressed and said, “Boss Rabbit, we’re both wild monsters, you should understand that we don’t have anything on us.”

Yi Zheng raised an eyebrow, clenched a small fist, and pulled out a carrot.

The Goblin Mage instantly freaked out and exclaimed in panic, “I have stuff, I have stuff!”

Yi Zheng nodded in satisfaction and said, “Well, what are you waiting for? Bring it out.”

The Goblin Mage said, “Boss Rabbit, do you think these things will do?”

As he spoke, the Goblin Mage pulled out a longsword, a dagger, a magic wand, plus a shiny golden token, as well as a hundred Gold Coins and laid them before Yi Zheng. @@novelbin@@

Yi Zheng was startled, “Aren’t these player’s equipment? Where did you get them?”

The Goblin Mage replied, “Boss Rabbit, don’t the bosses in Newbie Village drop some equipment when they die?”

Yi Zheng was flabbergasted. Dropping equipment upon death, he then had a sudden realization, “Are these the items players get when they kill you?”

The Goblin Mage nodded, “That’s right, the system gave me a set of Top Grade Equipment, and if I’m killed by a player, I can just discard an item at random. But I only have these three pieces of Top Grade Equipment; every piece I drop means one less I have, and once I’ve lost all the Top Grade, I can only drop the basic equipment provided by the system.”

Yi Zheng quickly checked his own backpack, and aside from the equipment obtained from human players, all he had left was a somewhat conspicuous blue-quality wooden sword.

Yi Zheng grimaced and cursed to himself, “The system really doesn’t treat a level 1 BOSS like a boss, rubbish attributes, rubbish skills, and it only drops enhancement equipment! It’s really damn stingy!”

After that, Yi Zheng looked at the three pieces of equipment on the ground, picked them up casually, and thought, “If the system won’t provide me with appropriate gear, it’s not unreasonable for me to outfit myself, right?”

Mumbling to himself, Yi Zheng stuffed all three pieces of equipment into his mouth, and incidentally pocketed the hundred Gold Coins as well, before finally picking up the token.

This Token was glittering gold, with ‘Sect’ on one side and ‘Building’ on the other.

A firm technique was cast on it.

Sect Building Order: If a player gives this to the City Lord Mansion’s guild administrator, they can establish a legal guild.

“Nice item!”

Yi Zheng unapologetically took it for himself.

The face of the Goblin Mage turned dark as he thought to himself, “Didn’t you say you’d just pick a few items and leave? Why did you take everything?”

Yi Zheng had been ready to leave, but then he noticed a cloud of black mist rising from the body of the Goblin Mage. He grabbed it, and voila—100 Resentment Crystals in hand!

With just a glance, Yi Zheng knew what was happening and he laughed.

The Goblin Mage had thought once the rabbit took the items, it would leave, but after taking the items, the rabbit just stood there, eyes slanted, looking at him in a sly and greedy manner, as if he still wanted more.

The Goblin Mage roared inwardly, “Why are they still here? Damn it, why haven’t they left yet?”

Although he was displeased beyond measure, the Goblin Mage still honestly said, “Boss Rabbit, I really have nothing left.”

Yi Zheng shook his head and said, “Don’t say that. I think the mask on your face isn’t bad, dark and murky like a blob of black fog, quite mysterious.”

The Goblin Mage felt like crying. They had robbed him of everything in his pockets and were now stripping him of what was on his body!

In that instant, another cloud of black fog rose.

Yi Zheng quickly grabbed it, another hundred Resentment Value gained.

Yi Zheng’s brows lifted, and a smile beamed across his face, truly, squeezing the living was much more interesting than squeezing the dead!

About to be wrung dry, the Goblin Mage saw the Rabbit still smiling and once again contemplated fighting to the death with the Rabbit. But thinking of his own strength, he gave up the idea.

In the end, the Goblin Mage, utterly helpless, took off the pitch-black mask from his face and handed it to Yi Zheng.

Behind the mask was a shriveled and ugly Goblin face. But then again, if you thought about it, even a handsome face wouldn’t look too good after being exploited like that…

Yi Zheng, looking at the Goblin Mage in front of him, held up a thumbs up and exclaimed, “How noble!”

The Goblin Mage was stunned. Noble? How was he noble? Was this supposed to be a compliment?

Then he heard Rabbit say earnestly, “Being this ugly and not disgusting anyone, that’s definitely what I’d call a noble act.”

Pfft!

The Goblin Mage was so enraged that he spewed out a mouthful of old blood and thought, “Damn it, can’t this Rabbit say anything nice? Just take your stuff and get lost! The farther, the better!”

Then he noticed that Rabbit, having taken the mask, still showed no sign of leaving. He stood there, cocking his body, squinting his eyes, chuckling as he looked at him.

The Goblin Mage wailed, “I really have nothing left!”

Yi Zheng stroked his chin and said, “Don’t put it like that, this robe of yours…”

“Take it, take it, it’s all yours! All yours, okay now?” The Goblin Mage finally exploded, stripping off his black robe in a fit and throwing it at Yi Zheng, along with tossing over the magic wand he held.

And just like that, he was about to strip off his underwear too.

Yi Zheng quickly shouted, “Alright, alright, that’s enough, you keep that.”

Then Yi Zheng, using the magic wand to lift the robe and carrying the mask, walked away shaking his head, muttering, “How can a decent Goblin go mad like this?”

“I Cao…” The Goblin Mage once again harbored thoughts of fighting to the death with the Rabbit.

At the same time, a wisp of black air flew towards Yi Zheng, another 300 Resentment Value gained. Yi Zheng finally left the great hall fully satisfied, and then spread his arms wide, shouting joyfully, “What a beautiful day, Goblin Mage, let’s hang out more often in the future!”

Then the Rabbit leisurely walked away.

As Yi Zheng walked further away, the echoes of the Goblin Mage’s furious roars spread through the great hall, “Hang out your grandpa, you damn Rabbit, stinking Rabbit, bloody bastard Rabbit, I curse you@#$%#…&…&”

In the Goblin Forest, sounds of immense praise echoed far and wide…

Yi Zheng was walking along when suddenly a Goblin was killed with a single sword strike by someone ahead.